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startrek_diaryWELCOME TO SPRING!
March 1- The beginning of that "OH MY GOD IS IT SPRING BREAK YET" lull where nothing happens and everyone is getting bored.
Luckily, Archer has just announced that, in lieu of the Copernicus trip this year, there is to be a three-part competition with another school in San Francisco - Botany Bay HS. All seniors are required to participate.
The competiton will be in three parts:, and if you've ever watched one of those camps where the fat kids beat the jocks, you know what's coming.
Part one will be athletic: One team of 5 people from each school will compete in a number of trackand field events. Botany Bay is expected to take everything except the actual running events. Because Pavel.
Part two is creative: One team of seniors will be in charge of designing, producing and otherwise creating a tribute to their school. This is a toss-up.
Part three is scientific: Each school will be building a shuttle. Pieces will be procured from the Fleet, and the remaining seniors will be expected to build a working shuttle craft. Points will be given for originality, but the teams can only use the equipment provided to them. EA should take this one, but BB has some tricks up their sleeves.
The prize? The winning school will be treated to a concert by "The Bleatles" - a new-wave band made up of sheep housing the DNA of the original Beatles. They're HUGE.
In addition, the winners will be treated to a tour of the almost-completed Enterprise, complete with a test run out to Saturn and back.
So, what team is everyone on? Who is going to throw their underwear at Sheep-Ringo? (And how can you tell Sheep-Ringo from regular Ringo? Is there a chart?) AND! What will happen if our Heroes go into space?
I DON'T KNOW!
WARNING!!ON PAGE 55 THROUGH PAGE 57, there is a discussion of sex had by characters which may be construed as rape. If this is a trigger for you, please avoid the conversation between McKenna and Sulu.
March 1- The beginning of that "OH MY GOD IS IT SPRING BREAK YET" lull where nothing happens and everyone is getting bored.
Luckily, Archer has just announced that, in lieu of the Copernicus trip this year, there is to be a three-part competition with another school in San Francisco - Botany Bay HS. All seniors are required to participate.
The competiton will be in three parts:, and if you've ever watched one of those camps where the fat kids beat the jocks, you know what's coming.
Part one will be athletic: One team of 5 people from each school will compete in a number of trackand field events. Botany Bay is expected to take everything except the actual running events. Because Pavel.
Part two is creative: One team of seniors will be in charge of designing, producing and otherwise creating a tribute to their school. This is a toss-up.
Part three is scientific: Each school will be building a shuttle. Pieces will be procured from the Fleet, and the remaining seniors will be expected to build a working shuttle craft. Points will be given for originality, but the teams can only use the equipment provided to them. EA should take this one, but BB has some tricks up their sleeves.
The prize? The winning school will be treated to a concert by "The Bleatles" - a new-wave band made up of sheep housing the DNA of the original Beatles. They're HUGE.
In addition, the winners will be treated to a tour of the almost-completed Enterprise, complete with a test run out to Saturn and back.
So, what team is everyone on? Who is going to throw their underwear at Sheep-Ringo? (And how can you tell Sheep-Ringo from regular Ringo? Is there a chart?) AND! What will happen if our Heroes go into space?
I DON'T KNOW!
WARNING!!ON PAGE 55 THROUGH PAGE 57, there is a discussion of sex had by characters which may be construed as rape. If this is a trigger for you, please avoid the conversation between McKenna and Sulu.
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:51 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
How is sex not training?
It's unfair that you're now legal and I can't touch you.
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Great prize, am I right?
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
It's kind of adorable how all of them are so excited to see the Enterprise. Have none of them worked out that the captain is their class advisor? Any of them could have wormed their way in at any point in the past four years if they'd asked properly.
You probably shouldn't mention that we've had sex in most parts of the ship by now. That might curb their enthusiasm a bit.
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-26 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-26 11:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Archer, Jonathan
The best. The winners better appreciate it, I've got applications to the moon and back with officers trying to get on her and they're going to get a free peak.
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
... I was talking about the Bleatles, actually.
My Enterprise kicks your Enterprise's ass. We've had this conversation.
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Date: 2009-11-26 11:59 pm (UTC)Recipient: Archer, Jonathan
Maybe back in your day she was, but now My Enterprise is the queen. She's gonna be amazing.
The Bleatles don't even come close.
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Date: 2009-11-27 12:02 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Key word there, going to be.
The NX-01 has already been there, done that. I can bet money that something's going to go wrong with that bucket of dilithium.
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Date: 2009-11-27 12:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 12:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Archer, Jonathan
Key words: going to be perfect. She'll eclipse yours in the books, you mark my words.
Bite your tongue. Don't say that shit about my ship. The Enterprise is ready to get out there and you better respect her.
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Date: 2009-11-27 12:13 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
I'm still amazed at how often they seem to forget that. I suppose it's partly because we gloss over so much recent history. They forget I've done things and am still an active Starfleet officer. They're all wide-eyed over it. It's endearing, it's a step above even that fresh ensign wonder.
I certainly won't be mentioning that fact. We still have a few to go you know...
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Date: 2009-11-27 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 12:33 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
To be fair, Chrissie never even realized that the amazing Captain Christopher Pike that used to be my captain that I was always talking about was the same Chris Pike that taught her ethics and history. Most of them probably haven't even realized it yet.
Well, there's transporter room 3, two of the crew quarters on deck 6, and the arts and crafts closet on deck 9. Am I forgetting any?
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Date: 2009-11-27 12:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 12:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 12:43 am (UTC)Also, we kind of left Arex and Shibby on an awkward note. How do you think they've progressed?
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-27 01:08 am (UTC)Did you have a scrumdiddleeumptious feast?
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:08 am (UTC)You?
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:10 am (UTC)BUT THERE WAS HOMEMADE PIE AND IT MADE UP FOR EVERYTHING LIKE WHOA. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU.
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:12 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Do you think you can help me prep for the competition? I understand how YOU ended up competing in the physical competition...but me? I have no idea who thought that would be a good idea.
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:13 am (UTC)But my dad. Um. Best cook ever. He makes an herbed butter the night before and freezes and then puts discs of it under the skin of the turkey before it bakes and UGGGGGH SO GOOD.
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Date: 2009-11-27 01:13 am (UTC)