HS AU #BLUE
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startrek_diaryYou have pleased your NinjaMod with the gift of TERRIBLE prons, and so I bring you the gift of our latest HSAU. I think, in all technicality, it's #8. But I've decided to use Pixy's system.
Okay, so when last we met:
-Chekov Sr. broke out of jail, killed Marla, and fucked off in a cloaked ship for who knows where. So that was good.
-Before he did that, Apraxin, one of the other mobsters, poisoned Hikaru, but Pavel blames his dad. So that was bad.
-Ricky and Riley broke up. So that was bad, too.
-But Riley and Kyle are trying to work it out, so if you're not Ricky you might be okay with that?
-Caroline spilled to Tony that Dave Galloway is in love with him and they had ANGST at each other. So that was bad.
And, of course, Pike and Number One are getting married. And I think that's where were going to pick up.
12/21 - a Sunday. Things are quiet. Probably too quiet.
Somewhere in the mist, Hadley, Jackson and Green are laying a trap. Number One is putting on her wedding dress. Pike is wishing his best man hadn't gotten him quite so dunk last night.
And in a few hours, at my signal, hell will be unleashed.
Okay, so when last we met:
-Chekov Sr. broke out of jail, killed Marla, and fucked off in a cloaked ship for who knows where. So that was good.
-Before he did that, Apraxin, one of the other mobsters, poisoned Hikaru, but Pavel blames his dad. So that was bad.
-Ricky and Riley broke up. So that was bad, too.
-But Riley and Kyle are trying to work it out, so if you're not Ricky you might be okay with that?
-Caroline spilled to Tony that Dave Galloway is in love with him and they had ANGST at each other. So that was bad.
And, of course, Pike and Number One are getting married. And I think that's where were going to pick up.
12/21 - a Sunday. Things are quiet. Probably too quiet.
Somewhere in the mist, Hadley, Jackson and Green are laying a trap. Number One is putting on her wedding dress. Pike is wishing his best man hadn't gotten him quite so dunk last night.
And in a few hours, at my signal, hell will be unleashed.
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Date: 2009-11-16 07:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Green, Bruce; Jackson, Jimmy
Guys, I got us a ticket into the wedding. My boss is doing the photography for it and he needs a few extra assistants to help carry things. I told him you guys would do it.
Told you I'd pull through.
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Date: 2009-11-16 07:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Did you kill Mr. Pike last night?
Also, Matt gets in tomorrow afternoon. When do you want to get together?
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I really wish you would relax. You look hot in your dress uniform, and no one cares what you look like anyway. Number One's the one they're all going to be staring at and you know it.
Now stop pacing before I allcaps at you.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: Hadley, William; Jackson, Jimmy
Awesome. I can't wait to see the look on McKenna and Kirk's faces when their boyfriends become seven-year-olds.
Is everything else in place?
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:03 pm (UTC)Recipient: Hadley, William; Green
Awesome Will! this is going to be AMAZING. i can't wait to see their reactions
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:03 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I forgot what a wuss he can be when it comes to drinking. So I got him a little drunk, he'll be fine.
Anytime is fine. We leave for the vineyard on the 23. When does he have to be back in San Francisco?
And bear in mind I have every intention of spending at least a week of our holiday in a tiny cabin in the mountains. I haven't forgotten, you know.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: Green, Bruce; Jackson, Jimmy
We just have to set it up once we're there. The tags are pretty small, so I'll just slip them into my own bag to sneak it in.
We're leaving the studio in ten minutes. Get to the chapel to help unload or you won't be able to get in.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I can't believe in just a few hours I'm going to be Mrs. Captain Christopher Robin Pike.
I love you.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:10 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Quiet you. I'm getting married, I'm allowed to pace and be a little irrational. Do you realize how many times I've thought about this over the years?
And I haven't even seen her since yesterday afternoon and that is far too long to be apart right now.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Aww, poor wittle Chwissie. It's only a few hours more, don't worry. And if you keep pacing you're going to get wrinkles in your uniform; you know as well as I do those things aren't made for strenuous movement. And if I let you wrinkle yourself, it's my ass Number One will be after.
And just so you know, drunkenly hitting on your best man at your bachelor party is not the best idea you've ever had.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Number One
I can't quite believe it myself. I'm just glad that it's happening.
I love you. And I miss you, why did we agree to follow tradition and stay apart again? I've already spent too much time away from you over the years.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Did you at least get him a detox hypo? Trying to keep up with you is not possible for us mere mortals.
He has to be back by the 26th. It's not a long leave, but it's something.
I know. Snow. Do I need that stuff you see in movies and holoshows? Boots and a ski mask and all that? Cause I don't have any snow clothes. And I'd link after last weekend, you'd be tired of sleeping with me. I mean, did we get out of bed to do anything besides eat?
Are you in your dress uniform? God, that thing makes me want to lick you. I'm wearing gold, so we'll be a matching Fleet set.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:22 pm (UTC)http://www.la-story.com/upload/2008/05/get_satcs_charlotte_look_for_less_find_sex_and_the/charlotte-yellow-dress.jpg
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
What have I told you about calling me Chrissie? Stop it. Pacing isn't strenuous. And it can be ironed. It's not like there's not enough damn time to fix it before we're supposed to start. It's still early.
I have never hit on you and I doubt I'd start the day before my wedding. I may have been drunk but I still remember most of the night anyway.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:27 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Oh. I knew I was forgetting something. (Kidding. #1 would have my head if I let him show up drunk at his own wedding. Who knew being best man meant babysitting the groom? Now I'm glad Rin picked Marcus to be best man at all of his weddings.)
It's more than most people get. Only a few lucky bastards per ship are able to get off at Christmas and who knows how many shifts he's promised to cover when he gets back to make up for it.
Of course we did. There was that time in the shower, that time in the kitchen, that time in the guest room closet, that time in the library, and curiously enough, that time in the attic.
I am. It's made easier by the fact that so is Chris and the rest of the groom's party.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:30 pm (UTC)BEGGED
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I didn't call you Chrissie, I called you ChWissie. Difference.
Your pacing is making me want to punch you now cut it out.
You don't remember everything. I had to fight off your advances quite a lot last night.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:41 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
How many times has Rin been married now? Three?
The fact that Grex is off at the same time is some kind of miracle. And thank you for letting them come with us. If we can win Matt to our side, dad will follow much sooner than otherwise.
I like how you think the attic, which was your idea (erotic hide-and-seek, really?) is weirder than the guestroom closet. Is there any room at your house, besides Lucy's, where we haven't had sex?
(It was a good weekend. And you have to admit, a tater tot cake with ketchup frosting was an INSPIRED idea on my part.)
Ugh. I'm going to have a very hard time watching you and Christine walk down the aisle without jumping you, beating her up for touching MA MAN and then putting my tongue places. I will have to manage somehow.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:42 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
No, sorry, too close, same rules apply.
You can't punch me I'm the groom. And you'll incur Boyce's wrath if you do and he has to fix it.
I remember enough. You're a liar.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Technically four, though with wife number two there was never an actual wedding, just marriage through commonlaw. (I was so glad to see her go. Even more glad they never got around to reproducing. She was a bitch.)
I was sure the attic was locked, though. I'm not sure how you got into it.
You can put your tongue places later, once I've finished with babysitting Chris.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
You're no fun. Captain.
Do you really want to risk what I would or wouldn't do just because you're the groom? Really, Chris?
You've blocked it out.
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Date: 2009-11-16 09:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Because Chrissie begged. Besides, it'll make it that much better when we see each other again.
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Date: 2009-11-16 09:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Suck it up and deal with it. Schmoopmaster.
I think it's the perfect time to risk it actually. If there was ever a day to push my luck with you, this is probably it.
Must have been pretty traumatic then.
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Date: 2009-11-16 09:13 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
That's COMMANDER Schmoopmaster to you, Wubbles.
You know how hard I hit. Do you really want to be sporting a black eye in your wedding pictures? Because that can definitely be arranged.
Well, hitting on your best man generally is. Even if it is such a fine specimen of manhood.
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Date: 2009-11-16 09:20 pm (UTC)Recipient: Number One
It will. But it doesn't mean I can't grip a bit about the lead up. Waking up without you is off-putting.
How are your preparations going? Is Christine fussing over you madly?
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Date: 2009-11-16 09:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Your mom was saying that she was glad you found me because she liked having a daughter. I gathered that Marga was the first wife of his any of you liked.
I'll never tell. But it might be a clue as to where I hid your present. You find that thing yet?
But I want you now. Come on, the wedding isn't for hours. I could come over to the chapel and suck you off in the bathroom? You'll be too relaxed to pull Pike's pigtails and maybe he won't kill you for being the brat I know you are.
Or I guess I could take care of myself. Alone. And give you play-by-play updates...