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startrek_diaryLAST TIME, On HSAU:
-The gang went to the Giotto Vineyards, outside of Isola Rizza, for the wedding of Christine Chapel and [Data Error] Spock.
-Spock was replaced by an AU imposter, but they got ride of him and also KIRK AND BONES SAID THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
-Caroline McKenna killed some plants, and to make it up to Hikaru Sulu, she loaned him Tony Giotto's Lamborghini, Anabelle.
-While attempting road head, Sulu crashed the car. Chekov, the head-giver, suffered three broken ribs. Sulu, the recipient and driver, suffered a fractured skull and some memory loss. To try and save him, McKenna agrees to kiss Sulu, which was seen by Chekov, Spock, Chapel, and Chapel's dad, Neil Patrick Harris.
-Meanwhile, Lucy's not-imaginary friend-from-the-past, Al, sent her a letter saying she wouldn't be seeing him again. A+ SEVEN-YEAR-OLD ANGST.
-So they got some shit, and a fan and combined them: Chekov and Sulu broke up, neither is talking to Caroline, and all three are miserable.
As we open, it is the morning of the wedding. Caroline and Hikaru will have to get it together enough to perform their MoH/Best Man duties.
And now, here comes the bride all dressed in... nothing?
-The gang went to the Giotto Vineyards, outside of Isola Rizza, for the wedding of Christine Chapel and [Data Error] Spock.
-Spock was replaced by an AU imposter, but they got ride of him and also KIRK AND BONES SAID THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
-Caroline McKenna killed some plants, and to make it up to Hikaru Sulu, she loaned him Tony Giotto's Lamborghini, Anabelle.
-While attempting road head, Sulu crashed the car. Chekov, the head-giver, suffered three broken ribs. Sulu, the recipient and driver, suffered a fractured skull and some memory loss. To try and save him, McKenna agrees to kiss Sulu, which was seen by Chekov, Spock, Chapel, and Chapel's dad, Neil Patrick Harris.
-Meanwhile, Lucy's not-imaginary friend-from-the-past, Al, sent her a letter saying she wouldn't be seeing him again. A+ SEVEN-YEAR-OLD ANGST.
-So they got some shit, and a fan and combined them: Chekov and Sulu broke up, neither is talking to Caroline, and all three are miserable.
As we open, it is the morning of the wedding. Caroline and Hikaru will have to get it together enough to perform their MoH/Best Man duties.
And now, here comes the bride all dressed in... nothing?
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Sulu, where are the flowers for our hair? I forgot to ask where you were keeping them.
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:42 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I'm sending Scotty around with them now, McKenna.
At the hairdressers yet? We're going in about forty minutes.
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:46 pm (UTC)Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
I hate sleeping without you.
I hate that I got the sheets washed so I can't even smell your coconut shampoo on the pillow.
I hate that I love you too much to hate you.
When you kissed Caroline, I forgave you. Why is this so fucking different? You've run off and done worse things to me. Almost a month I waited for you, remember? We flew tog
Fuck this shit. I can't think about this now.
I love you.
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:48 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Thank you.
Yes, we're here. I'll try to be gone when you get here, but apparently I keep trouble on my scalp, so you might want to find something else to do until I give you the all-clear.
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I'm mature enough to deal with seeing you. Although Pavel will probably
Look, we need to keep it together for Chrissie. I'd say "All for one and one for all" but I think we've had enough interaction between our threesome for a lifetime.
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Date: 2009-10-17 03:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I can send Pavel on an errand. Get Chrssie a glass of wine or something.
Yeah, I know. This is the day Chrissie has been telling us about since we were kids. Fuck, does she still want the three of us to dance together at the reception? I don't want to do that to Chekov.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
You can call him Pavel, you know. I'm just not allowed to call him Pasha anymore.
Scotty's offered me either Jan or Gaila to dance with when I asked. Nobody knows we've broken up apart from you, Chrissie, Spock, (I'm assuming Mr. G, since it's usually a safe assumption he knows everything) and Lucy. We should keep it that way. It's better for everyone that no one tries to interfere.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:07 pm (UTC)Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel; McKenna, Caroline; Sulu, Hikaru
You are not allowed to be more "emo" (as you insist on calling me) than myself. Especially not today. Because you are upsetting Christine more than she is allowing you to see.
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OOC: and now I'm probably gone for the rest of the day. See you guys in about twelve hours. :[
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I won't call him Pav, and I won't call you Kiki. Those are affectionate names, and I don't get to use those for you guys right now. Chekov and Sulu are safer, I guess.
You forgot Jose. Might want to ask him to keep it under his hat.
And you have the rings, right?
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
You shouldn't call me Kiki anyway. I let you slip into that habit far too easily.
José doesn't remember a damn thing about yesterday, he got so high. I won't tell you what he did with Pavel, but sufficed to say a weaker guy than him would be in a trashcan just outside Newark with a woman's passport and an unsettling rash.
Yes, I have the rings. How's Chrissie feeling?
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I thought maybe, on some level, you knew I meant it with love. But it's done.
Fair enough. Whores and jack daniels, I assume?
I think she's feeling the nerves. I don't know.
(OOC: My daddy is here, in and out)
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
You know what? Let's not go down this alleyway.
Like Pavel would drink anything other than vodka. No, some kind of grass I assume. Or other drugs. But I think José kept the strongest shit for himself.
Spock seems... growly? But calm. As usual. Len and Jim are giving a show of getting their kit on (and off). He might kill them before the wedding starts.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:35 pm (UTC)Recipient: Tyler, José
Hey, José, come down to the sitting room. There's someone I want you to meet.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Is it the high priest of Mezla? Because I think I owe him money from last night.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Tyler, José
No, it's my ex-wife's fiancé. I think you two would get along pretty well. Go boozing and cruising and get high together or whatever you do.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Fuck yes.
Just let me find my feet, they're trying to start a revolution in my suitcase. Fucking communist limbs.
Uh, how's everything on your end? You're just a guest, right? So you don't have to do shit. I have to walk up the aisle with my baby girl naked, so I might need to use a couple of your cousins to WARM MYSELF UP to being naked in public, if you get what I'm saying.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Chrissie, you know, you were right - you do look beautiful enough to make birds cry. You are all peachy and soft-looking and your hair looks very pretty with flowers in.
Do I need mine done yet? Janice is still trying to cover up my bruising with foundation. I think it may take a while.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:53 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
I'll call the lady over and see. I'm glad you've decided to let me go with the flowers... you are going to look so sweet. (And I'll try to make you a little less girly. But it's hard, malysh brat.)
I'm getting the gowns from the hovercar. We'll switch now, since I know for some reason people don't want to be naked as much as possible, but we need to get our tans done.
Um. Do you want a tan? (I'm trying to not giggle).
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: Tyler, José
Just a guest, yes, but I'm not loaning you any of my cousins. Get Jay to take you to a bar where there are pretty girls that aren't related to me.
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Can't I take your cousins to the bar and get them together with the pretty girls?
Let your family live a little, dude! You're fucking a seventeen year old. You've got to have a varied sex life, yeah? You know where I'm coming from. (Coming being the word)
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Date: 2009-10-17 04:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
They are very beautiful flowers, I do not mind wearing them. In fact I would like to.
Would I be better tanned? I do not want to turn orange. But I feel very pale in Italy.
I think you should decide, Chrissie, I don't think I feel up to it. Also would it mean Janice has to redo the covering up on my bruises? I am not sure she would like that. I am not sure I would like it either, it is not comfortable.
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
The orange blossoms look beautiful. They smell good, too. It reminds me of yesterday morning, although it feels a long time ago.
I don't know if I have made the correct decision. Hikaru maybe we should
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: Tyler, José
No. No you can't.
I don't care if they get involved with people, I just don't want them being used for sex, and I don't want them screwing around with someone who probably has more std's than Ali Baba had thieves. Capiche?
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
It's on a scale from 1-5. I'm going 3. You could go 1? 1's maybe... um... I think Jim would be a 1. Kind of a natural tan. And it's all dermal regenerators, so we can do it over the makeup. I should really be fixing the bruising... I'm going to be the nurse, after all. But my hair is being teased and prodded and my nails are being fixed on. Yay!
Gaila wants one. I don't know what will happen, so we're doing a small section on her neck first, under her hair. If she goes purple, I get nine credits. Jan says pink. Nyota's scared as hell, but guessing red. Do you want to get in on the action?
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Date: 2009-10-17 05:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
No comprendo. They're not being used for sex. They're being gifted sex. I don't fuck them and leave, I make it quite clear I go where god takes me. If that's to their mother's bed then, hell, they should take it up with god.
And for your information, I get decontaminated daily by law. So, neh.