So I went into the real world...

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And I found this.

You guys ruined my night.

(You guys didn't actually ruin my night). We went clubbing and got accosted (as you do) by people with flyers for clubs and when I got back I found I had this.



Oh. Yes. AND COULD I THINK OF ANYTHING BUT THIS COMM? NO!

And lookie! Free STD condom to prevent Jim Kirk related pregnancies!



It's like they know about us and our whorey ways.

Oh, and also, I keep passing this place and giggling quite a lot.



"I WANT MUFFINS NOW. D:<"

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BEAUTIFUL.

"Hello Subway. My name is Nero."

ETA: The drummer in my favorite band is called "Boots" and when I went to England, I would giggle compulsively every time I uses a Boots brand ANYTHING.
You crazy Europe kids and your stores.

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Boots is all recession-hit at the moment.

SUPERDRUG FTW.

Now I really want to see Nero get gradually pissed off as someone (Kirk) is ordering a subway and changing his mind with ingredients.

Actually, I want to see every member of the Enterprise crew get a Subway. It would be neat.

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But Boots aspirin is made of magic and.. um.. more magic. That stuff could cure cancer.

Kirk:
Italian B.M.T. on wheat-no, HONEY wheat. No, wait! Whats the one with cheese in it? Okay that one.
Okay, then on it I want pickles. And mustard. No, wait. No mustard. Oil and vinegar. Oh, I forgot! Green peppers! And Whats the hot stuff? No, the other hot stuff! Oh, damn, that's me. Okay, the first hot stuff. And some of that. Wait, what is that? Okay, yeah. That.

What? Um, chips, yeah. Doritos? Do you have kettle chips? Who doesn't have kettle chips? I hate you. No, wait. I don't hate you. I'm just upset. I'll have a cookie. Okay.

Oh, I left my wallet in the car, hold on...

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Nero would have blood all over his trainee hat by the second day.

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Anyone would, dealing with sandwich!Kirk.

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THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE GLORIOUS SUBWAY!NERO BECOMES.