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(Okay not really.)

LAST TIME ON HS AU:
-A science competition ended with Gary Mitchell's Team Redwall as the winner, showcasing an orbital bagel slicer.

-Caroline McKenna and Tony Giotto, a student and teacher, began a clandestine relationship - one that involves not touching until he leaves the school... in May.

-Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov faced down zombies, aliens, Spock and the mafia to prove that their love is true.

-Egged on by McKenna, Jim Kirk ran away to Iowa, but got dragged back by Chris Pike, a teacher at the school. Also, he's totally boinking Leonard McCoy.

-Also boinking: Christine Chapel and Emo!Spock, Josiah Tormolen and Rajell Singh (who may or may not grow up to become Khan? WHO KNOWS!), Richard "Ricky" Ensyne and Kevin Riley.

-School Principal Jonathan Archer was a were-beagle, but they cured him. WITH SCIENCE!

-John Kyle, Montgomery Scott, Nyota Uhura, and Janice Rand were also there.

-There were zombies, Naked!Kirk, two school dances, some aliens who stole pants for no reason, a were-beagle, some kindergartners, and a LOT OF FUCKING ANGST!

As we pick up, it is February 13. Tomorrow, or course, is the dreaded VALENTINES DAY. It has been three and a half months (since November 1) since we last saw our heroes. What has changed? Who is still together? Who has pissed who off, and how?

Also worth noting: the school has been chosen to send three students into space to visit the Copernicus Ship Yards, which orbit the moon. Archer is in charge of making this choice, and everyone has been sucking up to him to earn the privilege. Who will go? The answer will be announced at the Valentine's dance, on Friday the 15th.

Y'all up for some drama?

Date: 2009-08-27 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Pinned to Hikaru Sulu's locker

http://i30.tinypic.com/2zjfko3.jpg

Date: 2009-08-27 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Did you see Kiki's locker? I don't even have words for this. Oh, Pav.

Date: 2009-08-27 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I KNOW. ISN'T IT THE CUTEST THING EVER TO CUTE?

Did you see Kiki blush? I'd never seen him so red. Kirk was teasing him about it and they were this close to squaring up again. But neither of them want to piss off Archer. Can you imagine the drama if only one of Kiki-and-Pav gets a place? It's all they've been talking about for weeks...

I'm not too excited, though. I don't think I'll get the placement. I'm more worried about what's going on at home. Mom might be dating. It's creepy. Dad's fine with it, but I'm not! I don't even know who it is. I just keep walking into private communications and she blushes. Mom never blushes.

How would you feel if your Dad started to date again? Or am I being too cynical? I mean, love never ends and stuff, but IT'S MY MOM.
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Re: OOC

Date: 2009-08-27 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kinkme.livejournal.com
I have messages sent to my inbox now to convince me to keep up. I wake up and go '50 FUCKING MESSAGES?!? ... Awesome'

Date: 2009-08-27 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Very Secret Diary of Jonathan Archer

After all that drama a while back, I'm relieved as hell that everything's been alright for a while. Whew.

However, Porthos is edgy. Why do I have the bad feeling that he's having a kind of premonition?

Am touching wood like crazy.

Date: 2009-08-27 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Seeing as my dad isn't that much older than the guy I'm dating (will be dating, whatever), I don't think I have any room to complain.

I think it needs to be our mission to find out who your mom is seeing. I be he's handsome. Your mom is so pretty.

You and Spockerd have big plans for tomorrow?

Date: 2009-08-27 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

She really is nice looking, but she doesn't listen when I tell her to fix her hair or put on some more makeup. I think my grandmother ruined her confidence and she rebelled by thinking the only way to succeed in the 'Fleet was to be as manly as possible. A McKenna plan might be a good idea... as long as nothing gets caught on fire. Or lost in a time-hole.

I'm not sure. I don't want to ask him. It's worse than with other guys because I'm not even sure he knows what Valentine's Day is. But I'm so pissed off with having to teach him everything. I think he doesn't want to upset me but sometimes just... eurgh. Get some initiative for fuck's sake!

How about Antonio? Made any illicit plans? (Unlikely, considering his fine-as-'Fleet attitude, but I might as well ask).

Date: 2009-08-27 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captlebubbles.livejournal.com
I just want to point out, because it amuses me no end, that Gary Mitchell won the science contest, then was mentioned as the only casualty of last year's zombie attack.

I think everyone should know that we have an undead student running amok at the school.

Because it amuses the hell out of me.

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Date: 2009-08-27 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Hey, nothing wrong with people who don't wear makeup. I don't think I own anything more than that tube of mascara I borrowed from you and the lipgloss you got me addicted to. (Addendum: I've been wearing strawberry kiwi since Antonio told me it was his favorite. Weird?)

Just wait for her to go out one night and read her comms. It's easy.

Captain Morals? Who knows. He hasn't touched me since my birthday, and I've been scared to ask. I don't want to get him in trouble. Think I should ask?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

So word around the teacher's lounge is that you've been seeing someone. I'm a little hurt that I had to find out about it like that. Aren't friends supposed to tell each other things?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Not weird. Cute. You should try different flavors. Even if he doesn't have a chance to try them out at least it keeps you satisfied in long Advanced Chemistry lessons. I think I ate my entire makeup case once when Archer had to sub.

What if I find out she's been having sex behind my back? That's going to be weird, right? I don't know. I think I'm better in denial. I don't want to find out my Mom's been having more sex than me in the past two months. It's bad enough hearing Pav go on about him and Kiki when I'm stuck in sexless central.

I'm very, very preoccupied at the moment. CAN YOU TELL?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Kirk, James

This is the worst idea you've had all year.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

You ate your makeup? Damn, girl. Have a hobby.

Chrissy, your mom has had sex at least once. I think. And at least you and his Spockness can hold hands. And if you want to have sex, just suggest that him worrying about your physical satisfaction is logical. Or invite Jan over and give him a live show. He likes those, remember?

YES I CAN TELL.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

So, you have any plans for tomorrow?

Just curious. Not suggesting that you should. Or anything.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

It was either that or eat my hair. Archer needs to learn how to be interesting to anything which doesn't have a tail.

I'm so sending Spock a message now. Even if he does freak out it'll be fun to see him try not to blush and fail when I next see him.

God, Carrie, I don't know how you're going to deal with another few months abstinent. Five months I've gone and I'm almost dead.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I'm looking after Lucy, since Vivi has a date with her new boyfriend.

I'll probably take her to UHOP for dinner. You know. Just saying.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Spock, [data error]

Spock, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, and I've decided in the interests of your lessons of humanity we should consummate our relationship. Do you know what this means and how do you feel about that?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

You could just do what I do and practice your signature. "Mrs. Christine Spock" (Did we ever decide if he had a first name?)

Sweetie. Porn. Vibrator. And Sulu can sometimes be persuaded to cuddle when I need it.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Oh, come on, Bones. The poor sod needs some amigos!

How about tonight? We drag off Spock tonight somewhere and get him drunk? Do Vulcans like booze?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

>Sender: Chapel, Christine
>Recipient: Spock, [data error]

>Spock, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, and I've decided in the
>interests of your lessons of humanity we should consummate our
>relationship. Do you know what this means and how do you feel
>about that?

It took all my restraint not to write 'I JUMP YOU FOR SCIENCE'. That version any good? Maybe I should have been more romantic... but I think he doesn't like it.

Sulu cuddles? We so should have a night in together. Ooh! What about that idea Pavel had ages ago that we were toying with. High School Musical sing-a-longs and beer. (The beer is to stop Kiki katanaing us to death).

I've asked him and he says I couldn't pronounce it even if I tried. I wouldn't have believed him until I heard his father use it. It was... unsettling.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Not that I would show up, even if Lucy loves me, but the one on Geary or the one on Washington?

Also, I forget: did you like the triple-chocolate fudge brownies last time I made them?

Date: 2009-08-27 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Please, I'm no bastion of subtlety and romance.

>Sender: McKenna, Caroline
>Recipient: Giotto, Tony
>
>So, you have any plans for tomorrow?
>
>Just curious. Not suggesting that you should. Or anything.

He does if you ask him nicely and tire him out first. He's been teaching me Klingon dagger fighting. Sometimes we need to cuddle afterward.

So it's (MUMBLES) Spock? I'm going to call him Mumbles.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Considering that I haven't been telling anyone but they all seem to know anyway, it apparently doesn't matter if I tell friends things or not. This place is damn rumor mill.

Date: 2009-08-28 12:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Washington.

I didn't get any. Lucy had two of her little friends from Kindergarten over that night and they ate them all.

Have you ever been in a house with three six-year-old girls hyped up on chocolate? Their mothers were not happy with me when they showed up the next morning.

Date: 2009-08-28 12:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

There are no secrets in this school.

Are you going to tell me who it is or do I have to snoop in your comm records?

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