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Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
THE MIRROR UNIVERSE.
(meory alpha)

Who is friends with who? Who is plotting a coup? Who's been in the agony booth for the last 6 hours?

All media are game. Make it cruel.

Date: 2009-07-24 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
SECURITY STATUS REPORT: DISCIPLINE DIVISION
Stardate 2258.219
Officiating: Lt. Q. Leslie
CC: Cpt. J. Kirk, Dr. L. McCoy, Lt H. Sulu

Ensign Kevin Riley has completed 3 hours in the Booth as ordered. On removal, he was unable to stand, and I ordered him dragged to sickbay for adrenaline shots. He will be fit to return to his reassigned duties in Engineering within 10 minutes.

Date: 2009-07-24 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lt. H. Sulu
Recipient: Lt. Q. Leslie

Well done, Leslie.
I'm concerned that Lt. Kyle might be planning something in retaliation against Chekov for turning Riley in. You will monitor his transmissions for the rest of the day and report any anomalies to me.

Date: 2009-07-24 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: rn.c.chapel
Recipient: lt.n.uhura, lt.c.mckenna

I wasn't sure before, but now I'm convinced we cannot use Wodka on our team for Project Venus. I have Icecream here and he says it was Wodka who turned him in. Wodka is too establishment; the risks are too high.

N, you will have noticed I'm not sending this to the commander. I want you to break it to him - he'll take it better from you.

Date: 2009-07-24 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lt. J. Kyle
Recipient: Lt. K. Riley

Learn to shut the fuck up to people who outrank you.

Date: 2009-07-24 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lt. K. Riley
Recipient: Lt. J. Kyle

Which you don't, so I don't take orders from you. And I wouldn't if you did - you'd need to grow a pair before I gave a shit about what you wanted.

You've never seen an Colony Orphanage, have you? If you had you wouldn't have found that git's joke so fucking funny, hahaha, oh such wit, you fucking traitor. I should never have told anyone any of it. It was probably you who told him.

...it hurts so much, John. I can move and everything but it's still stinging and hurting, all over.

Date: 2009-07-24 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lt. H. Sulu
Recipient: En. P. Chekov

You did well today. Come to my quarters after your shift; there'll be a reward.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: lt.c.mckenna
Recipient: rn.c.chapel

Are you sure we can trust N and the Commander? You want to talk about "Establishment"...

Date: 2009-07-24 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: rn.c.chapel
Recipient: lt.c.mckenna

It's got to be better than what we have. I'll take a regime of cold logic over unpredictable psychosis any day. And they need someone to fly, and someone to practice medicine, so if this is what I have to do to make doctor, I'll do it.

I won't be trusting either one of them five minutes after the project succeeds, though. But for now we really do want the same thing.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: lt.c.mckenna
Recipient: rn.c.chapel

You have a plan to take care of them afterwards? I was thinking that we might want to have manditory physicals for the crew. You might have to innoculate a few people.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: rn.c.chapel
Recipient: lt.c.mckenna

Yeah, I imagine that would be... beneficial.

Fuck, I can't wait to get my hands on Julep. That asshole.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: lt.c.mckenna
Recipient: rn.c.chapel

I want first crack at Foil, by the way. He thinks that just because Wodka lets him get away with it, he can lay hands on any of the crew.

I'm going to make him wish he were born a woman.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: En. P. Chekov
Recipient: Lt. H. Sulu

No ropes? No cutting, maybe? Unless you would like, master. Anything is reward, I know this.

Date: 2009-07-24 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: rn.c.chapel
Recipient: lt.c.mckenna

You don't even want to imagine the fun we can have once I get the master key to the medications replicator. I promise, you can have Foil incapacitated and screaming in pain before you even touch him.

All I ask is the chance to watch you at work.

Date: 2009-07-24 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: lt.c.mckenna
Recipient: rn.c.chapel

Well, since you asked so nicely.

Can we get anything that will screw up reality? I'd love to really fuck with some people's minds before I get to the cutting.

Date: 2009-07-24 10:13 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lt. J. Kyle
Recipient: Lt. H. Sulu

In the strictest of confidences, sir, I believe that McKenna was behind Riley's little... incident today. I've seen the two of them whispering together in private recently. They wrote it off as "helm stuff."

I offer this in exchange for Riley's freedom; I will take care of watching him.

Date: 2009-07-25 08:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: rn.c.chapel
Recipient: lt.c.mckenna

Ha, well, Foil keeps that Centaurian slug in his rooms - apparently it's pretty painful. The trouble with actual hallucinogens is they're hard to predict, so you can give him a bad trip but there's no way to control what he sees. Depends if you're prepared to let his own subconsious dictate how nasty things get.

Better might be something real mild, like a caffeine drip, so he can't sleep. A day or so of that and he should be suggestible enough for pretty much anything.

See? I'd make such a great CMO, Carrie, I just need the chance.

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