alt.enterprise.gossip 4: All My Ensigns
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startrek_diaryOur mod Samalander THE AMAZING isn't available, so I'll be standing in for her this week.
LAST TIME on All My Ensigns!
Lulled into a false sense of security by the removal of his name-replacement subroutine, lt.kevin.riley.SCI and lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM were surprised to find that cp.james.kirk.CMND has instituted one to alert him to uses of his name, and they were now on the hook for calling him names.
Incensed that lt(jg).joe.tormolen.SCI had been spreading rumors about his lack of manliness, cmdr.tony.giotto.SEC enlisted lt.caroline.mckenna.COMM to make his not-a-boyfriend apologize with her feminine wiles. Unfortunately, she turned out to be something of an evil genius.
WILL the doctor and captain crash Caroline and Tony's faux date?
WILL Hikaru and Kevin get out of EVA ship cleaning?
WILL Joe explode from jealousy?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
LAST TIME on All My Ensigns!
Lulled into a false sense of security by the removal of his name-replacement subroutine, lt.kevin.riley.SCI and lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM were surprised to find that cp.james.kirk.CMND has instituted one to alert him to uses of his name, and they were now on the hook for calling him names.
Incensed that lt(jg).joe.tormolen.SCI had been spreading rumors about his lack of manliness, cmdr.tony.giotto.SEC enlisted lt.caroline.mckenna.COMM to make his not-a-boyfriend apologize with her feminine wiles. Unfortunately, she turned out to be something of an evil genius.
WILL the doctor and captain crash Caroline and Tony's faux date?
WILL Hikaru and Kevin get out of EVA ship cleaning?
WILL Joe explode from jealousy?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
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Date: 2009-07-20 12:09 pm (UTC)RECIPIENT: cp.james.kirk.CMND
If you write nice things about me, make sure it goes directly to Archer. I'd like him to shit his pants because of me just one more time.
At least if the barnacles are evil, you might get to fight one and then rip your shirt? You know how much you like ripping your shirt.
Oh, I heart that Ensign Ricky saw you in the shower at the gym and has been trembling and muttering "it's all smooth" ever since. You and Doctor Creepy up to no good?
I am no more a zombie hunter than you are a lawyer. But good job reporting "gremlin on the wing" to security- they've been trying to figure out what part the "wing" is for about an hour now.