alt.enterprise.gossip 4: All My Ensigns
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startrek_diaryOur mod Samalander THE AMAZING isn't available, so I'll be standing in for her this week.
LAST TIME on All My Ensigns!
Lulled into a false sense of security by the removal of his name-replacement subroutine, lt.kevin.riley.SCI and lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM were surprised to find that cp.james.kirk.CMND has instituted one to alert him to uses of his name, and they were now on the hook for calling him names.
Incensed that lt(jg).joe.tormolen.SCI had been spreading rumors about his lack of manliness, cmdr.tony.giotto.SEC enlisted lt.caroline.mckenna.COMM to make his not-a-boyfriend apologize with her feminine wiles. Unfortunately, she turned out to be something of an evil genius.
WILL the doctor and captain crash Caroline and Tony's faux date?
WILL Hikaru and Kevin get out of EVA ship cleaning?
WILL Joe explode from jealousy?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
LAST TIME on All My Ensigns!
Lulled into a false sense of security by the removal of his name-replacement subroutine, lt.kevin.riley.SCI and lt.hikaru.sulu.COMM were surprised to find that cp.james.kirk.CMND has instituted one to alert him to uses of his name, and they were now on the hook for calling him names.
Incensed that lt(jg).joe.tormolen.SCI had been spreading rumors about his lack of manliness, cmdr.tony.giotto.SEC enlisted lt.caroline.mckenna.COMM to make his not-a-boyfriend apologize with her feminine wiles. Unfortunately, she turned out to be something of an evil genius.
WILL the doctor and captain crash Caroline and Tony's faux date?
WILL Hikaru and Kevin get out of EVA ship cleaning?
WILL Joe explode from jealousy?
Find out on this week's exciting edition of alt.enterprise.gossip!
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Date: 2009-07-20 07:41 am (UTC)RECIPIENT: lt.kevin.riley.COMM
I should have known that you would call my bluff.
Is it sufficiently lewd to express an appreciation for the shapeliness of your backside? Or would I have to employ a poorly worded metaphor, possibly involving clichéd food imagery?