SHORE LEAVE!
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startrek_diaryIt's time to stretch your legs dirtside, ladies and gents. The crew of the USS Enterprise is taking their shore leave (except if they're not), and we need to know what they're getting up to!
WHERE ARE THEY?
WHO ARE THEY WITH?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
...More importantly:
WHO ARE THEY DOING????
They get lonely and send each other mail. Or texts. Or whatever.
DOOO EEET.
WHERE ARE THEY?
WHO ARE THEY WITH?
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
...More importantly:
WHO ARE THEY DOING????
They get lonely and send each other mail. Or texts. Or whatever.
DOOO EEET.
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Date: 2009-07-01 09:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
Message:
im bored. want 2 go get food?
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Date: 2009-07-01 10:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
Message:
when did your english get worse than mine???
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Date: 2009-07-01 11:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
Message:
you know no one bothers with grammar in text messaging. c'mon, pavel, get with the times.
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Date: 2009-07-02 12:00 am (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
unless we encountered a singularity without my knowledge, i am with the times.
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Date: 2009-07-02 12:13 am (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
Message:
yeah. okay. sure. you want to get food together or not?
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Date: 2009-07-02 02:23 am (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
The ensign can't talk right now. ...his mouth is full. --Kirk
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Date: 2009-07-02 02:24 am (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
(Of penis.)
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:01 am (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
Message:
i am sorry, the Captain stole my comm. back to the first question, why did you use a 2? are you trying to seduce me with maths?
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:41 am (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
Message:
I was planning to seduce you with my natural wit and charm, and maybe some alcohol if that didn't work. I hate to admit it but I think you're better at maths than me.
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Date: 2009-07-02 02:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
Message:
I am also better at alcohol and being witty and charming. Perhaps if you rely on your strengths instead of mine?
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Date: 2009-07-02 05:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
John is being a twit. Ice cream? (Bring jailbait if applicable.)
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: KevinRiley
It is so not applicable right now. FML
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: KevinRiley
Side question though before I forget, wtf is with you and icecream? Also, I want booze. Promise not to sing if we get smashed again? That was an awkward night in the Castro...
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
First: Aahahahhaha(etc.) Second: Wtf is with you and NOT icecream? Yeah, that's right. I went there. Third: I make no promises.
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: KevinRiley
Update from la casa del Kyle: Mum is making spotted dick, Charlie has morning sickness and is vomiting blue, Ollie and Eeth are tormenting Kensy's new girlfriend, and I am in the depths of despair.
I can't believe you left me here to deal with this alone. You are a terrible friend. Come back.
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:29 pm (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
i'm not sure how to seduce you with swordfighting and starship piloting. any suggestions?
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: JohnKyle
WTF is with you Brits and your terribly awkward and unappetizingly named food?
Charlie is pregnant? Fuck. I didn't know that could even happen. I'm never sleeping with an Andorian again.
I didn't know your youngest sister was a lesbian. Good for her.
This is your battle, not mine. You need to go it alone. You'll be a stronger man for it. Also, I just didn't feel like coming. :)
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: KevinRiley
Don't worry about getting knocked up with blue babies, Kev, Charlie and Tharn needed extensive gene therapy for this to work out. Plus, you don't have a uterus. I think you're safe.
Kensy is my youngest brother. Do you ever listen to me talk?
You're a self-serving cock. I assume you are in San Francisco right now, preparing to get smashed and sing until you're thrown out of every bar in the Castro. Good for you. I'll just sit here and listen to my mum bemoan my eternal bachelorhood.
PS: :(
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
Sword fighting. But, do not refer to me as your 'fair maiden.' if you do, i will kick you in the shins. That is a promise.
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Date: 2009-07-02 06:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
a proposal:
1. i take you to my fencing studio. we spar, i win handily, you are profoundly impressed and faintly aroused by my skill with the blade.
2. we go to the mexican place around the corner and eat burritos
3. ???
are you amenable to this offer?
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: JohnKyle
Charlie is a girl? Why does she have a dude's name?
Oh, come on. Now I know you're messing with me. Next thing you're going to do is tell me Sam is a girl.
Every bar in the Castro AND in the Tenderloin. Also, don't complain to me about that. It's not my fault you are attracted to emotionally stunted boys.
PS: :)
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:06 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
Are we getting smashed or not? Respond. Now. Do it.
PS: John is still being a twit and sending me passive-aggressive texts all the way from Northwesthchester-hampstead-er-shire.... Yeah. I don't actually know where he lives, but that sounds British-y, right?
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: HikaruSulu
I have not had Mexican food. is it good?
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: KevinRiley
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Charlie is a girl. Kensy is a boy. Sam is a girl. This is not hard.
Also, you're not emotionally stunted, you're just an ass. I looked up the transporter schedules in SF. You could beam over here in time for dinner. Please please please. I would take you to the ruins of Kirkstall Abbey at night. It's very lovely.
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Date: 2009-07-02 07:10 pm (UTC)Recipient: PavelChekov
it's very good. you'll enjoy it. is that a yes?