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LAST TIME ON HS AU:
-A science competition ended with Gary Mitchell's Team Redwall as the winner, showcasing an orbital bagel slicer.
-Caroline McKenna and Tony Giotto, a student and teacher, began a clandestine relationship - one that involves not touching until he leaves the school... in May.
-Hikaru Sulu and Pavel Chekov faced down zombies, aliens, Spock and the mafia to prove that their love is true.
-Egged on by McKenna, Jim Kirk ran away to Iowa, but got dragged back by Chris Pike, a teacher at the school. Also, he's totally boinking Leonard McCoy.
-Also boinking: Christine Chapel and Emo!Spock, Josiah Tormolen and Rajell Singh (who may or may not grow up to become Khan? WHO KNOWS!), Richard "Ricky" Ensyne and Kevin Riley.
-School Principal Jonathan Archer was a were-beagle, but they cured him. WITH SCIENCE!
-John Kyle, Montgomery Scott, Nyota Uhura, and Janice Rand were also there.
-There were zombies, Naked!Kirk, two school dances, some aliens who stole pants for no reason, a were-beagle, some kindergartners, and a LOT OF FUCKING ANGST!
As we pick up, it is February 13. Tomorrow, or course, is the dreaded VALENTINES DAY. It has been three and a half months (since November 1) since we last saw our heroes. What has changed? Who is still together? Who has pissed who off, and how?
Also worth noting: the school has been chosen to send three students into space to visit the Copernicus Ship Yards, which orbit the moon. Archer is in charge of making this choice, and everyone has been sucking up to him to earn the privilege. Who will go? The answer will be announced at the Valentine's dance, on Friday the 15th.
Y'all up for some drama?