ext_117615 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/) wrote in [community profile] startrek_diary2010-06-01 12:03 pm
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Side Game: Dystopia

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

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(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

Code yellow. It's about your son.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Whatever you say.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Of course. Fucking Earth.

You said he keeps his nose clean? Does he have a bounty on him? Make a mention of your good friend, the Giant Killer. If he wants us to turn him in, we can. Or he can talk to us.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

He doesn't like leaving 'the Motherland'.

Not officially, there are payoffs for info on jobs he's run though. The fleet knows what he is or at least suspects. I'm calling in codes first, not about to threaten like that unless needed. Andrei's a bitch to get a hold of and he knows it.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Just read the damn profiles.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Isn't that what I'm already doing?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Someday I'm going to go to Earth and I'm going to piss on the whole planet. Fuck that place.

Does he know you as Pike or Lowther?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Yeah, sure.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

What is your problem with me? I'm doing everything you've told me to.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Good luck with that.

Pike, I never deal face to face as Lowther if I can help it. He knows I work with Lowther but nothing more.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

I don't have a problem with you. I don't know how to read you and I find it frustrating.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-12 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
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(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Thanks. You can help.

I see. Did you ever meet the original Lowther? The first guy?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Well I'm sorry I didn't come with a manual.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Yeah, me too.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I don't even know how you want me to reply to that. Sir.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

I don't know, you could try to write one?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Welcome. Maybe I will.

First one? Hell no, he was long gone. Just the one I inherited it from.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oh yes, because I just have ever so much free time on my hands.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

It could be a literal pissing contest.

Who was the one you inherited it from?

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Everyone needs a hobby.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Well thank you for assigning one to me.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Someday you and I are going to have to learn to get along.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'm just waiting for you order.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

You want me to order you to like me?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-12 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
PIXY THEY ARE DOING A BUFFY MARATHON ON LOGO AND I WANT GILES TO ADOPT ME.

(Anonymous) 2010-06-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oh joy, oh joy.

Guy named Cummerbund, said he was the third Lowther, the original George Lowther had already been retired 15 years and is or was apparently living like a king in Patagonia.
ext_85481: (due South - Grin)

[identity profile] hsavinien.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
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