[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I never said it was for a him. I mean, it is. But how are you so sure that maybe I didn't mean it for that Orion or for a nurse or some other person?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

I'm pretty sure you drew a certain chief engineer giving my ship a hug with little red hearts all around them. Odd gift for the Orion girl.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Maybe I'm just a really bad artist.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Or you're a kick-ass one with a crush on a man. It's okay. I won't tell.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I think. I think he wants to take me on a date.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

And how do you feel about that?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

I've never been on a date.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Do you want to go on one?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Yes. I think so.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Then go and have fun? What's the worst that can happen?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

So I have been told. I do, I really do. Thank you. I know it's a lot to ask and I'm not expecting miracles. But she's here to stay so there's plenty of time.

Date: 2010-06-09 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

What if she doesn't like me?

Date: 2010-06-09 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oh Jim...


MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT

Date: 2010-06-09 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

It may take a little time but you'll win her over. And you've got me on your side.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

But I still get to be godfather? Even if she hates me?

Date: 2010-06-09 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

You still get to be godfather if I have any say in it.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You know that thing I can't say? I that you.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Yeah, I know. I that you too, Jim.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Okay good.

Also manly thing like punching and sex.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

What am I supposed to do on a date? I'm pretty sure it's not going to be like the holos. I don't...I don't want to look like an idiot.

Date: 2010-06-09 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Of course. Don't forget beer.

Date: 2010-06-09 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Yes, that as well.

I want her to like me. And I want the kid to like me, too.

Date: 2010-06-09 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

You are asking the wrong man for dating advice. The only person I ever took on a date was... well. I've never been on one either. Just get to know him, decide if it's something you want to do again?

Date: 2010-06-09 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

She will, it just might take a little while. Considering your propensity for icecream and coloring books I think you're quite safe on that front.

Date: 2010-06-09 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I um. You're my dad and stuff, right? But I already have a Winona. I don't have to think of her as that, do I?

And it better. If your kid hates me I'm gonna hate it right back.

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