[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Encryption: Security 4

Date: 2010-06-05 04:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Aren't we a pair?

I live in hope anyway. I will make it end well, I have to put things right before I give it up for good.

Encryption: Security 4

Date: 2010-06-05 04:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I like to think so.

Well, just remember to say "I think I can, I think I can" and it will turn out perfectly all right.

Encryption: Security 4

Date: 2010-06-05 04:41 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

I tend to agree.

Oh of course. Nothing could ever go wrong then.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:42 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I want you off my boat.


MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT

Date: 2010-06-05 04:42 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I want to find this fucking mole and then I want to punch you in your lying mouth.

Encryption: Security 4

Date: 2010-06-05 04:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Good.

Nope, nothing at all.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Never mind, y'philistine. I'll ask someone else.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

We'll find the mole, and then throw them out the nearest airlock. And then you can punch me.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

So you weren't planning to?

Encryption: Security 4

Date: 2010-06-05 04:49 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

I should let you go, I've gotta find this spy fucker and calm Jim down. I'm sure you're busy too.

Take care alright? And tell me everything as soon as you hear it, whether spy news or baby news.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

It's a bloody miracle y'fly as well as you do if that's your idea of subtlety.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I'm going to work on these stupid dossiers. You just work on sharpening whatever knife you need to put in my back.

I don't know what I expected from a man who was never there and let Winona marry Frank. My father may have been a saint, but you're a fucking coward.

Date: 2010-06-05 04:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'll be at it too. And if I get any more info I'll pass it on.

I'm just human Jim, we're all just human. I'm trying to put things right.

Date: 2010-06-05 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com
Image

Good MORNING ♥
Edited Date: 2010-06-05 02:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-06-06 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com
Going to bake a cake and watch a worm movie with mom. Back later tonight.

Date: 2010-06-06 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com
GUYs GUYS I HAVE BEEN AT A FILM SHOOT ALL DAY AND WHY IS NO ONE HERE?

Date: 2010-06-06 02:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I cannot believe that you used my underwear to wipe that food off of the captain!

Date: 2010-06-06 02:57 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I do believe I warned you I wasn't a gentleman.

Date: 2010-06-06 02:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Yes. Well. I do believe I like you not being a gentleman. The look on his face was priceless.

Date: 2010-06-06 03:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Glad to hear it honey. It was a damn fine thing to behold.

Date: 2010-06-06 03:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Tell me, do you plan on making any more demonstrations of that nature any time soon?

Date: 2010-06-06 03:04 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

If the mood or opportunity so strikes.

Date: 2010-06-06 03:05 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Would you be able to give me any ideas for what to do for a pirate lass on a date, miss?

Date: 2010-06-06 03:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Well I look forward to it happening again. I enjoyed it immensely.

Date: 2010-06-06 03:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

You could tie her down with some stray wiring and fuck her senseless with a sonic screwdriver until she's crying and begging for your cock.

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