Side Game: Dystopia
Jun. 1st, 2010 12:03 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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startrek_diaryIn the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:56 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
He's not, he's just a pain in my ass that I'm still figuring out how to deal with.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:57 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Hot pepper or just pepper? Cause both could be a pain in the ass.
Will you wear the pink apron?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:58 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Yes, yes. Whatever you say. You know, if you ever did want to dump me to go off and be disgustingly monogamous and schmoopy with him, there would be no hard feelings.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Just black pepper, but a lot of it. Damn weird malfunction.
I will never wear the pink apron.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
You're a handful. I can barely stand the kid, I'm not looking to date him.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:01 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Sounds sneezy.
What if I ordered you to? As captain?
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:02 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Am I now? I don't suppose you'd like to take this handful in that supply closet over there? I'm sure you're not.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
It was interesting.
I'll pull seniority and ignore you.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Yes indeed you are. I think I might be open to that idea.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:18 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Might be? Oh dear, has my appeal really waned that quickly?
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:21 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I wonder if a person can be allergic to pepper.
But I'll make poutyfaces.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Can a person be allergic to regular, black pepper?
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Oh don't worry darlin' you're plenty appealing. And I know a few ways to show it if you're doubting.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Yes but it's relatively uncommon.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Am I now? Oh really? And what ways would those be?
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:25 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
I don't see why not.
You're not 6 anymore that doesn't work.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
K, thanks!
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
The doctor says it's very likely and I may die of it.
You weren't there when I was six. Making up for lost time.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:32 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Yes, well, you're a special case.
I've seen the holos. And I stopped in when I could.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:34 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Oh yes, you're a damn fine woman Chapel. Well, I think they're better demonstrated, but I will tell you this, I'll let you make all the noise you want this time.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:35 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Welcome.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:35 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Thank you, but you can call me Christine you know. Good, I want the whole ship to hear what you do to me.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Yes, I am. I could also die of sarcasm, use that sparingly.
Holos don't due my doe-eyed, tow-headed cuteness even a bit of justice.
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
You know how I have that inexplicable ability to know when someone else is having sex? Hikaru. Someone else is having sex. Right now. We should have sex, too!
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Date: 2010-06-04 07:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Alright, Christine it is, didn't want to presume. And I can't wait to hear all the sounds I can drag out of you. Now hurry up, we're wasting precious time.