Side Game: Dystopia
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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I think all of your protests are masking the sweet Southern gentleman you have buried deep down underneath all of your layers of growling and disapproval. It is. But heaven forbid it should happen to me.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
So, what's for dinner, dad?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:04 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Well you think what you like, I can't stop you. Amen to that.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:05 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I will, thank you. Anything you'd not be interested, while we're on the subject?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
Well I *was* making a souffle- what the hell do you think's for dinner?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:08 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Palak Paneer and fresh naan?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:12 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
You do that. I don't do knives or blood and I don't do animal/pet shit. Anything else comes up I'll let you know.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
It seems like we're well-suited for each other then.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You will eat your protien-that-almost-tastes-like-food and you will like it or you can and see what the replicators are making well this week.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Nice to know.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Other than what you've mentioned, I don't do anything with urine or defecation.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I can't risk the replicators. Last time I asked for something it decided my dietary needs were "suggestions" and gave me a strawberry shortcake. And it laughed while it did it.
Come on, I have real garlic in my quarters. Can't we TRY to pretend it's not reconstituted protein?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
You poor thing. Replicators are a godsend for the rest of us.
We can attempt, no promises on the success.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:31 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Glad to hear that, I don't either.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I think something like that comes from the job. No way you could enjoy it after learning all about everything that goes on in a body.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Yeah, I think that's a fair judgement. Can't imagine a person who works with bodies and fluids all the time and then still and to bring it to the bedroom.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Definitely not. You out of medbay yet?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Just leaving, said I'd be at that damned captain's dinner thing in half an hour so it's about time.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:47 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
I'm going to that as well. I'll meet you by the turbolift?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I know. I trust it for coffee and the occasional snack. But it likes peanut butter and cheese and other things that are just Bad Ideas for people who are me.
Okay, I'm to the galley. You there?
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
Should be interesting. Sure, sounds lovely.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:51 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
We can look hot together and make your captain jealous.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:52 pm (UTC)Recipient: Lowther, George
It does have it's quirks. I'm just glad it add pepper to everything anymore. That was a weird 2 months. Be glad you missed it.
Heading over, be there in a few.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:54 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
That goes without saying. He's not 'my' captain.
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Date: 2010-06-04 06:55 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Of course he's not.