Side Game: Dystopia
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startrek_diaryIn the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
But in this world, they are not as you know them.
George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.
So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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Date: 2010-06-04 03:43 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Always. I am not a trained monkey for your amusement. Also my crew are all fucking.
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Date: 2010-06-04 03:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Wait, really? So what am I going to do with this little red costume then? I even got a hat and everything! So? So are mine. They're all fucking each other, even.
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Date: 2010-06-04 03:56 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
You're going to have to get rid of them or wear them yourself. Clearly. Yes but you have 3, and they're young, it's to be expected. The senior officers and bridge crew seem to be all fucking. The goddamn Vulcan is boinking a 17 years old.
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Date: 2010-06-04 03:59 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
And when was the last time you got any? Cause you clearly need it. Fork over a few credits for a saloon girl/guy if you're that desperate.
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From:no subject
Date: 2010-06-04 04:02 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Awhile. Bah, I could get it on the ship if I wanted, no need to pay for what I can have for free.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:05 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Well do us a favor and see if you can get some from someone. You've been cranky and bitter for a while now.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:07 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Oh fuck off.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Well maybe if we were actually in the same place. I wouldn't mind tapping that fine ass, you know.
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From:no subject
Date: 2010-06-04 04:11 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
No, I completely hadn't noticed. At all. Ever.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:16 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
If you're going to insist on having a hot ass you have to get used to being told you have a hot ass. Almost makes up for all your other faults, even. Almost.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:19 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
I know I have a hot ass, I don't need it pointed out by clearly jealous onlookers. What faults? I have no faults. You're imagining them
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:21 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I have a hot everything. I have no need to be jealous.
You have faults. You have lots of faults.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:25 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Everyone knows I'm the hot one.
None.
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From:no subject
Date: 2010-06-04 04:29 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Well technically no one knows there's an us for there to be a hot one of, but if they did, they'd know I'm the hot one.
Lots, actually.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:30 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Technically no one knows I exist, but no, I'd be the hot one.
Lies and slander.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:34 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Even the people who do know you exist don't know about us. And I'm still the hot one.
Except the part where it's true.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:35 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Mr Pike, can ye get the captain to look at those lists of parts? I sent it up a week ago and he's said naught. I'm holding things together with duct tape and wishful thinking as it is.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:36 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Yeah, yeah, whatever. No, I'm the hot one, you're the annoying one.
They're all horrible lies I assure you.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:38 am (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
I'll push it along. We have a stop next week that should put us in range of some decent supplies. Was the list you sent marked by priority?
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:39 am (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
Ship's records are atrocious and it looks like I'm the only person capable of fixing them. I'm going to need to see everything you've got for Engineering.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:40 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
It's the other way around, actually.
But true.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:41 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
I put everything shiny I could think of at the top of it. Thanks then.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:43 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Actually it's not. And I'm never going to step down so you should really stop arguing.
Nope.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:44 am (UTC)Recipient: Rand, Janice
Ah. There's not so much records down here as random notes on anything that was at hand when someone had a thought.
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Date: 2010-06-04 04:44 am (UTC)Recipient: Scott, Montgomery
Alright, I'll do take a look and get Lowther to do the same, we'll get you what we can when we can. Welcome.