[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ posting in [community profile] startrek_diary
It's time for something... light. Something... refreshing.

For the past year, Roger Korby and Andrea Sherrison have been building an android, Norm. And Norm has been, true to his name... normal.

But things are starting to go wrong. Andrea has been moved into the empty bed in Caz and Jan's room (oh, did I not mention that? WELL. It's there. Not a convenient plot device at all) and when Roger's rommmate dropped out, he and McCoy decided to move in together.

Now they're both starting to act weird. Of course, no one is normal, it's SFA and it's finals. But there's something seriously wrong, and our heroes are going to have to find out what.

Did I mention that the top four students in each class get to go on a special training exercise? Well, they do. And competition is hot.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:43 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

You were, you just didn't know it. You know I was thinking of teaching you how to ride in the non-suggestive way while we're out at the ranch. We can go all the way out to the lake and go for a swim. A private swim. Of course they do, and then they'd give them to you and I wouldn't be able to be near you.

Good. Because I don't want to.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:50 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

Well, you taught me a lot about myself, then. Ride, as in horses? Real horses? Okay. Is it hard? And will you laugh at me if I fall off?

You could give me a cooties shot. A dirty one.

Good. I don't want you to.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:51 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Galloway, David

You have to put effort into and leave your house on occasion for things that are not work. Shocking I know.

Fiiiiiine.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

Leave my house? But that would mean not being in bed with Mia. And for the record, I'm taking horse riding lessons. Don't tell her.

Sorry.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

I like to think so. Yes, real horses. It is hard, and I'd probably laugh at you, but it's a lot of fun, and you'd get the hang of it after a while.

Sounds like fun. I believe innoculations are due soon for all GP's planning to be in relationships. ;)

We are in agreement, then.

Date: 2010-05-05 02:58 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Galloway, David

You can't have sex 24/7 Dave, it's just not possible. Oh you poor thing. Good luck.

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Date: 2010-05-05 03:01 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

You're so wonderful. I'll do my best to learn. I learned not to do the "this is yucky" dance while baiting a hook, didn't I?

From you? No no. You're my private doctor.

Always.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:03 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Yes, and Avery was so disappointed that he only had a few videos of it, too.

Well, they can get their own from somewhere else. But you must get it. No skipping out.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:15 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

No, but I can cuddle. And I'm pretty sure that's what counts as sex in your relationship, remember?

>Sender: Galloway, David
>Recipient: Leslie, Ryan
>
>You two don't have sex. You stare soulfully into each other eyes while
>holding hands and gently pressing your lips together. Also there are
>probably flowers and hearts and skipping involved.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:16 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

Yes, and they only got a few million hits on spacetube.

Yes ma'am, Dr. Colt. Will it hurt? Do I get a lollypop after? Or during?

Date: 2010-05-05 03:17 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Yes, he was so close to getting a billion and you had to go thwart him.

Only if you're a very good patient and don't cause any problems.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

I am an evil monster. Mi, does he think of me like a father, do you think?

I do like having something to suck on, you know.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:23 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Galloway, David

*sigh*

Yes Dave, we're men in our early thirties and we don't have proper sex. Just fairytale fade to blacks and cuddles. You caught us.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

I believe I once asked if you told him to suck your thingy, and never received an answer. You do call it a thingy, right? Or at least doodle or something equally inane?

Date: 2010-05-05 03:28 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

Of course he does. He's even less sullen when you're around.

Well if you're a very good boy I'll get you a nice big lollipop.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:34 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

Really? I wish I had known you sooner. I mean, not like it would have helped because I was what, 17 when he was born? But I mean. It's never come up, so you don't have any cause to know. Remember when I said I didn't want a kid? It's not that I don't. It's that I can't. I got exposed to radiation when I was younger and the only thing I ever made wasn't going to be viable. So I can't. But I always wanted to be a dad. Have a real family, not just a mom and a sister and trying to work it out. And I think I got that with you and Av. I hope I do. Because he's as close as I'm gonna get and I really want to adopt him, if he'll have me. And he's such a great kid. I mean, I thought he was gonna hate me, but he's really let me into his life and it means so much.

...being sexy after that rant doesn't feel right.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Galloway, David

I refuse to respond to that on the grounds it is ridiculous and if you weren't my boss I'd totally hit you.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

Love you too, Ry.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Sherrison, Andrea
Recipient: Korby, Roger

You're a fucking liar and you know it Roger.

Date: 2010-05-05 03:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

Why does he insist on doing that?

Date: 2010-05-05 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com
Okay am back now!

Date: 2010-05-05 03:52 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Colt, Mia
Recipient: Galloway, David

You know I never wanted kids. I was just going to spend my life galloping around the cosmos, having adventures and sex and more adventures. And then I had Avery and I thought I would be upset that I had to give that up, but I wasn't. My boy is my big adventure. His whole life, raising him, has been one trial after another, but it's been worth it. I'm glad you love him. I didn't think I'd ever find anyone who wouldn't find the idea of being with a woman with a kid unappealing.

I love you Cowboy. I always will.

Date: 2010-05-05 04:07 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Colt, Mia

A woman with a kid is appealing. Of course it is. And a kid like Av just makes it better. I want a family. I want you to be my family. And now that he's grown, or nearly, I want that adventure to be the two of us. I'll watch your back, you watch mine. We'll go out and have an amazing life and Av will get to be with someone he loves, and have a kid if he wants one, and we'll be grandparents, out traipsing the cosmos and spoiling the fuck out of those kids. Together.

Love you, too, Empress. For always.

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Date: 2010-05-05 04:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Lemli, Roger

Because you make awesome faces.

Date: 2010-05-05 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com
Here if anyone else is still hanging on...

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Date: 2010-05-05 04:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan

What is this, the sixth grade?

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Date: 2010-05-05 04:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Lemli, Roger

It's Dave.

So pretty much yeah.

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