NEW GAME: "A Piece of the Action" REBOOT!

Those of you who are familiar with the TOS episodes might remember the fantastic episode in which the Enterprise comes across a planet with 1920s gangster culture.

So, in gentle reboot fashion, Our Heroes are toddling along, being Heroes and Righting Wrongs and whatnot when they encounter a planet identical to Earth was. In 1969.

Why 1969? Well, my friends. 69 makes me giggle.

Also, 1969 had a lot of important events.
January 20 – Richard Milhous Nixon succeeds Lyndon Baines Johnson as the 37th President of the United States of America.
January 30 – The Beatles give their last public performance, on the roof of Apple Records.
April 4 – Dr. Denton Cooley implants the first temporary artificial heart.
June 3- British singer Elton John releases his first album, Empty Sky, in the United Kingdom
June 28 – The Stonewall riots in New York City mark the start of the modern gay rights movement in the U.S.
July 20 – Apollo program: The lunar module Eagle lands on the lunar surface. Neil Armstrong takes his first steps on the Moon.
August 9 – Members of a cult led by Charles Manson murder Sharon Tate, (who was 8 months pregnant), and her friends.
September 2 – The first automatic teller machine in the United States is installed in Rockville Centre, New York.
October 5 – Monty Python's Flying Circus first airs on BBC One.
November 10 – Sesame Street premieres on the National Educational Television (NET) network.
November 15 – Regular colour television broadcasts begin on BBC1 and ITV in UK.
December 1 – Vietnam War: The first draft lottery in the United States is held since World War II.

This was also the year that Women were allowed into the FFA and HIV first hit the United States.


Look at all that. So much that we take for granted. Imagine (all the people? Living side by side?) what a year like that would look like 300 years after, rather than 40. What amuses people, what horrifies them? And what just plain confuses them?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-15 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Chekov, Pavel; Sulu, Hikaru

GO. MOVE. NOW.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: [Transporter Room]



attach: GPS.exe

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

Have a medical team on standby. 1 injured.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Kirk, James

Sirs, I think you will probably know this the moment you open that person's shirt but, um.

That man isn't a man. She's cut her hair short. But she's also still a stupid wretched woman and I don't care if there is lead in her lungs, I think you should keep it there.

I think the Prime Directive has already been broken, sirs. That woman is human.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Chekov, Pavel

It's our fault she was hurt, I wasn't going to leave her behind. It was my decision, don't worry about breaking directives Chekov it's not your responsibility. Neither myself or Dr. McCoy is going to allow her to just die. We'll patch her up and go from there.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Kirk, James

Okay, then, but can we tape over her mouth and bind her arms and throw her into the brig?

Preferably in her own rocketship underwear.


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[identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
\o/ rocketship underwear ftmfw

ALERT SENT TO ALL PADDS IN RANGE

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: GuestPADD Alpha
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Sorry if I scared you by dropping out there. One of those women took my PADD and then ran for it.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard; Kirk, James

It is sort of my responsibility, sir. That woman is Irina Galliulin and was a previous cadet at the Academy before dropping out. As such, she has probably broken many rules, and should be put in the brig. Now.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: GuestPADD Alpha

Please never do that again. I was not sure if you had been shot or something.

Also, the natives having technology is not the most disastrous discovery. One of your fan women is Irina Galliulin, the weird woman I was telling you about over PADD before this. So, I would not worry too much about losing your PADD.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: GuestPADD Alpha
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

I'll try not to.

Oh, your, um, ex? How lucky.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: GuestPADD Alpha

It is not lucky.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Wait, wait you're sure about this? Not just someone who looks like her? How are you sure?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: GuestPADD Alpha
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Why not? You still in love with her?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Kirk, James

BECAUSE I AM NOT A MALE PROSTITUTE FOR FREE LIKE YOU, CAPTAIN, AND HAVE ONLY SEEN ONE PERSON OTHER THAN ME NAKED even though we did not do anything bozhe moi kill me now she'll tell everyone


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(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Kirk, James

Because we were intimate, Captain, and I do not forget the faces of the people I am intimate with.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: GuestPADD Alpha

How can you even think that? In what way have I shown any affection for this woman?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Ok. But first we're going to fix her up before we jump to conclusions. Medical can run her info against the database and see if she matches up. If she does, when she comes around we can get the full story out of her. Is there anything that might be important that I should know about this Irina Galliulin?

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: GuestPADD Alpha
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

I don't know, Chekov, I don't know anything about you and her all I know is you were talking about her and now she's here and I'm being checked in sickbay and for all I know you're holding her hand and not mine. Not that I need my hand held but you didn't even ask if I was okay.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Kirk, James

She studied for two years with me at the Academy in tactical classes before dropping out a year before the Narada incident. She told me the Academy was too strict. I think she joined a cult, but I could never be sure. We broke up when I started to ask her about it.

Also she is Russian, if that is relevant.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: GuestPADD Alpha

And if she was one of your many girlfriends, Sulu, then I should expect your eyes to be on me only?

She is sick and Russian. I hate her, but if she wakes up she will be terrified and I need to be here to stop her throwing things.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Alright. Thank you, let me know if you think of anything else. We'll get to the bottom of this.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Kirk, James

She's in recovery.

The kid's right about her species, if nothing else. This woman's human. The scans I did of the native sentients showed some flexible cartilaginous plating in interesting places. There's no way to mistake them for human after even a cursory scan. Not that I had a chance to do that when she was spurting blood. We're just lucky the natives have reddish bodily fluids or we'd not only be investigating a rogue human, but trying to cover up a clear case of Oh Shit We're Visible.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Good. How long til she's conscious and stable enough to answer questions?

Bones I think this ship is cursed. Someone cursed my baby. Seriously: what the hell. This is an insane coincidence. The universe is messing with us. I don't like it.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: GuestPADD Alpha
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

I didn't know I had that many girlfriends. But thanks for letting me know. Maybe I'll go out with Chapel tonight or something.

Fine, have fun with her. Have some borscht.

(Anonymous) 2010-04-16 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: GuestPADD Alpha

Hikaru why are you calling me Chekov? Of course I do not love her, didn't you see the tears in my eyes when I saw you were okay when we beamed up?

I hate her. I hate her I hate her I hate her. She ruins everything.


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