Mirror!HSAU 2
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startrek_diaryWelcome back, romans and countrymen, to the Mirror!Universe of our HSAU.
So. Let's go back and visit out evil friends.
It's been a year since last we stopped over.
How is Scotty's Zombie project going?
How are Caroline and Suzy doing with Pike?
What are Gaila and Tony up to?
Find out inside. Or should I say... SINside?
So. Let's go back and visit out evil friends.
It's been a year since last we stopped over.
How is Scotty's Zombie project going?
How are Caroline and Suzy doing with Pike?
What are Gaila and Tony up to?
Find out inside. Or should I say... SINside?
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Date: 2010-03-28 05:52 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Don't lie to me little girl. I know far more about what goes on in that complex than you realize, and I know everyone dear Christopher has been with for the past several years.
You underestimate me. And I never said I wanted you to be my own pet assassin. Everyone needs a hobby, right? I'm sure dear Antonio has said this to you a hundred times. Me, I consider myself a collector of sorts: I collect the things that dear Christopher has. Do you think you're the first thing I've liberated from him? You're hardly the prize of my collection, but you are quite lovely. You'll do for now, until I can get my ultimate target.
He might not even come for you. Sweet little Suzy is good enough to be his pet assassin. Maybe you're not even worth the trouble to him.
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Date: 2010-03-28 05:57 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
And when did I say we ever met inside the complex? I'm his student. Appearances must be kept up. But if you spend your lonely evenings peeking in his windows, well. Everyone needs a hobby.
So you just plan to keep me and look at me, then? Like some kind of sad "I wish I was Chris Pike" zoo?
He'll come for me. Don't worry about that. If you ask nicely, he may even sign you an autograph. Wouldn't THAT be a prize for you!
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Date: 2010-03-28 05:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:02 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
And you think being his student has really ever stopped him? My pretty, he has been fucking dear Antonio nearly since they met. Of course, how could he resist? Antonio really is very lovely, isn't he? Such a wonderful body. Obviously very talented- but then, you know that already, don't you?
Aww, how cute. You see, the trouble with dear Christopher is that ego of his- he's convinced that he's the best, and that all his paranoia will save him. But I have been monitoring his goings on for quite a long time, and look how easily I was able to get into his secure complex and take you away?
You really know nothing about him, do you? You don't even know who I am.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 06:09 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
He's 50. I'm 19. And I'm not some Orion slag. So we both want to keep it quiet. Simple as. And the Commander? He's the one you want? That's cute.
So who are you, then? And while you're at it; are you going to kill me? Just curious.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:15 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Aww, you don't like the pretty little Orion? That's quite a shame. I was thinking of taking her to keep you company. She's had him, you know. You should have seen her dance. Such a beauty; I may take her too. She's not dear Christopher's, but I can make an exception for one so pretty. I'm sure she'd look lovely in that gag, don't you agree?
It's so cute how you really think I believe you. Let me spell it out for you, my dear: Christopher Pike has no interest in you. Sexually or romantically. You are to him merely an assassin, a thing to be taught and manipulated and used and put to the side. He would take me to his bed before he would take you. And he hates me. With quite a passion, in fact, because I have the power and influence that he so desperately desires. I am the only thing that can bring fear into his heart, do you realize? When he comes for you, you can ask him.
If he comes for you. I still doubt he will.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:18 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Why don't you just get me a pet rock? The conversation will be exactly as interesting.
You are so cute. Hating Pike for his ego, and then strutting around like ma boated chicken preening about how wonderful you are and how frightening. The face remains that I have no idea who you are. So some power that is.
Again, since you seem to not understand simple questions: Are. You. Going. To. Kill. Me.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:25 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Jealous, then? Dear Antonio loves her, you know. He's only using you, too. He considers you a fantastic fuck, but he doesn't care for you. I wonder, what does she have that you don't? Why would dear Antonio love her when Chris wanted him to love you instead? Why would dear Christopher choose to anger him to have her when you were there, wanting and willing? It can't be her pheromones; they aren't very strong. Half-human, you know. What could it possibly be?
Dear Christopher is like a child, you see. Like a little boy whose been given a toy phaser and thinks that it means he can control what is mine. And so he must be taught a lesson. Until he can learn to play with his toys the right way, I'm taking them away from him, one by one. And really, it's hardly my fault that you've been living under a rock and no nothing about the world around you.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:29 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Jealous of what? Gaila? Please. You underestimate me. And it could be the dance. Or the green skin. So many people want to say they banged an Orion slave girl. Seems like you're dying for the chance.
And what, exactly, is yours? Giotto?
Tell me who you are and what you want. The simple version.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:32 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
You're so cute when you're jealous, my dear. So lovely. I really can't imagine why Chris wouldn't want you. Honestly. So very pretty. He's quite a fool, a bigger fool than I thought, even.
Everything that he pretends is his. I suppose dear Antonio must fall into that category.
I'm Number One. I want you. Is that simple enough for you, my dear, or would you like me to go into detail?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:38 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Number one what? Number one fry cook, Number one dad? And what do you want with me? What are you planning?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:41 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:42 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I was dear Christopher's Number One, once upon a time. When he was an active Captain, I was his first officer. I'm afraid I gave him far too many liberties; I allowed him into my bed because I saw it a fair way to keep him in control. Unfortunately he let it go to his head, so I had to let him go. It's no wonder he never talks about me. He must miss me terribly.
I'm sure you've figured that out, my dear, pretty little pet. Or are you really so stupid?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:46 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Oh, so you were a Captains woman or something? Huh. How'd that work out for you?
I'm hoping you're not planning to do what you don't believe Pike has. Because no matter what flaws you think he has, he's always allowed me my choices.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:47 am (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, Tony
Are you returning today or will you be gone a few days?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:49 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Currently I'm chasing Gaila around my bedroom while I wear a toga and yell about rendering onto Cesar. I'll be a few days.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:48 am (UTC)Sender: yk.c.comm
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Are you enjoying her yet?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:54 am (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
I was his first officer. Nothing like that uppity little Orion that was his captain's woman- or didn't you know he already had a little Orion slave girl of his own to dance for him? Well. There goes that theory, I suppose.
Oh, my dear, sweet little Caroline. You really think you have any say in this?
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:56 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
I will fight you. As hard as I can. And, since you know so much about me, you know that's fucking hard. You will regret ever laying your slimy sight on me.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-03-28 06:57 am (UTC)Sender: yk.1.comm
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She's currently trying to convince me that you and she are madly in love. I really, really want to see the look on her face when she realizes exactly how wrong she is.
She and I have been chatting. I would be a bit more careful about what I say, but I suspect that she doesn't believe any of it anyway. I could tell her everything and she would continue to think that you're madly in love with her, I bet.
I do think it's about time I contacted you to rub my victory in your face, though. I think I'll let her in on that conversation.
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Date: 2010-03-28 06:58 am (UTC)Recipient: Jaeger, Karl
I see. I. this is all so sudden. Is it possible to obtain the transporter record? It would...well, I would like to have it. If that's alright of course. I wouldn't want to impose
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:00 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Of course. It's attached.
I have a son of my own. I can't imagine what you're going through.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:00 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Cc: McKenna, Caroline
Really now, dear Christopher, you must learn to take better care of your things. I have your pretty little pet assassin here with me. How many of your toys has this made it that I've taken?
Are you actually planning to come "rescue" this one? I mean, honestly, I was glad you let me keep that cute little engineer of yours, but honestly. You're making this no fun at all.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:02 am (UTC)Sender: yk.c.comm
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Yes, well she's slightly delusional on that point.
She's a stubborn thing, I'm surprised she doesn't know your name on her own actually. She should really pay attention to history.
Oh please do, it's always so fun to play fight with each other.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:05 am (UTC)Sender: yk.1.comm
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I don't know where she got the idea that she's good enough for you. That you could ever love her. Do you think she was dropped on her head as a child? Or did Grat leave her in an agony booth and forget to take her out of it for a few weeks?
Really. For all that she thinks she knows you, and she doesn't even know your biggest "rival" or your old first officer. And she thinks that you've never had an Orion slave of you own, either. What an idiot.
Good, already done. Check your messages. This is going to be fun.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:08 am (UTC)Recipient: Number One
Cc: McKenna, Caroline
Number One. Always a displeasure. Less than I've taken of yours I assure you. Do you still think you have power over me? You don't. Fool.
Well, I haven't been in the business of pleasing you in years so why should I start now? I don't care if you have fun.
Caroline, my Caroline, just hold tight. I'll get you out of there. Don't listen to her.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:11 am (UTC)Sender: yk.c.comm
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Nor do I, it's ridiculous. I think it was Grat. That man is clearly deranged and passed it on.
I'm severely disappointed in that regard. I've kept her isolated but really. Everyone knows we're at each other's throats. Just as we like them to be.
Yes, yes.
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Date: 2010-03-28 07:15 am (UTC)Recipient: Pike, Christopher
Cc: McKenna, Caroline
Mine always make it back. Tell me, do you still have that lovely Italian security guard? What about the pretty psycho with the knife? They would make such wonderful additions to my collection, don't you agree? You can have the little assassin back for one of them, if you want.
Well. After I've had my fun with her, after all.
Aww, did I manage to pick up a favorite toy? Really now, dear Christopher. I thought you had better taste than this.