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startrek_diaryYou guys, I've been a totally bad person. I've not put up a prompt here for like, two weeks.
So, what shall we play? I'm thinking it's time for a good High School AU, yeah?
Our guys all attend the prestigious Enterprise Academy. Every year, teams are assembled to work on a school wide-project, each of which has a faculty advisor. The gist of this project is to create an invention to better mankind's path through the stars. (Which is totally why Chekov and Scotty need to be on opposite teams.)
Of course, for plot contrivance, our guys are on opposing teams. AND EVERYONE IS LIKE, SUPER COMPETITIVE. BECAUSE IT'S SOME KIND OF BIG DEAL IDK JUST GO WITH IT.
TEAM ONE:
Kirk
Riley
Sulu
McKenna
Spock
Scotty
Chapel
Advisor: Giotto
TEAM TWO:
McCoy
Kyle
Chekov
Tormolen
Ricky!
Uhura
Rand
Advisor: Pike
So, taunting text messages, plans and sabotage! (SABATAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Also, the big dance can be coming up. That could also be amusing.
So, what shall we play? I'm thinking it's time for a good High School AU, yeah?
Our guys all attend the prestigious Enterprise Academy. Every year, teams are assembled to work on a school wide-project, each of which has a faculty advisor. The gist of this project is to create an invention to better mankind's path through the stars. (Which is totally why Chekov and Scotty need to be on opposite teams.)
Of course, for plot contrivance, our guys are on opposing teams. AND EVERYONE IS LIKE, SUPER COMPETITIVE. BECAUSE IT'S SOME KIND OF BIG DEAL IDK JUST GO WITH IT.
TEAM ONE:
Kirk
Riley
Sulu
McKenna
Spock
Scotty
Chapel
Advisor: Giotto
TEAM TWO:
McCoy
Kyle
Chekov
Tormolen
Ricky!
Uhura
Rand
Advisor: Pike
So, taunting text messages, plans and sabotage! (SABATAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!)
Also, the big dance can be coming up. That could also be amusing.
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Date: 2009-08-09 05:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Just FYI, Team Awesome is gonna kick your team's ass. And you're going to like it.
Also, I'm going to ask McKenna to the dance. I know we were going to go together or something, but I have to set an example for my team. No fraternizing with the enemy.
(You're the enemy.)
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:15 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Um. I may have left my team's ledger at your house last night. I was concentrating too hard at avoiding your sisters (Sulu, your family is insane) and I forgot my bag.
I may have been distracted by other things as well.
NO LOOKING AT IT.
(PS. I think I also left my underwear there.)
(PPS. I just checked. I did. Please do not look at them either.)
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
You're an infant. And FYI, we're Team Awesome, not you. I just registered it with Principal Archer. You can be Team Fabulous or something.
Anyway, I'm taking Pavel to the dance.
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
You don't have a date for the dance yet, right?
You do now. You're coming with me.
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:22 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
!
Really? Me? Uh. I was not expecting - oh okay. No one else has asked me, I guess.
I would love to. May I call you Leonard now or will you still glare at me?
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:27 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Are you SERIOUS? I just asked Giotto and he says it's true, you stole my fucking team name.
THIS MEANS WAR.
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Also, I am SO MUCH CUTER than that Russian kid.
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Date: 2009-08-09 06:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Most folks call me Len, but you can call me Leonard if you want to. I probably glare at everyone, I know, but I don't really mean it. Mostly.
And, uh, I guess that does double for you. I'm glad you said yes.
If you show this message to anyone I will kill you in your sleep.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:00 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kyle, John
So, Kirk told us that we're not allowed to go to the dance with anyone from your team. Something about McCoy being a "mean name-stealing asshat." Do I have to ask Spock, or should I just go stag and then "accidentally" run into you there?
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:07 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
Len! I like Len. Is a Russian name, you know?
I was not expecting to go... I have many hours of work still to do on our project. But I am on top of it!
I have not been to an American dance before, what will we do there? Hikaru was telling me something about 'spiking the punch' but I do not know what this means. It sounds painful.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:14 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
Found: One ledger with little hearts and "Pavel + Hikaru" doodled on the cover. One pair rocketship boxers.
Are you going to the dance? Kirk is foaming at the mouth and screaming about McCoy being a "toolbag douchenozzle" whatever that is and saying we can't "fraternize" with your team. I was thinking I might go to the movies instead. Interested?
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:19 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
Oh, you have them! Can I meet you to collect? I will buy your lunch.
Now I do not know what to do about this dance. I have said I will go with Len.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:23 pm (UTC)Recipient: McCoy, Leonard
len am typing tnis with one hand sorry fr errors
i dropped the conicle flask with the stuff and it smashed
im bleeding here
a lot
cn yyyyou grgt hllllp
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chekov, Pavel
I've got a meeting to go to during lunch. I'll just give them to McCoy when I see him in 3rd period.
And if you've got a date, that's great. Caroline was just saying how much she wants to go with me.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:26 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Come to the dance with me? Pavel is going with "Len." I think Kirk is right about him.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:28 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kirk, James
When you said Bones had a date, why didn't you tell me he'd picked up Pav? Way to cockblock. I'm going to blame you if I go alone to this thing. If I end up emo and hanging (emphasis on the 'hang') around with Spock it's your fault.
And I'll sabotage the project as well.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:30 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
It really boosts a girl's confidence, knowing she's the go-to bitch for when stupid boys want to make their stupid boyfriends jealous.
I'm going with Kirk already. I suspect that's why Len asked Pavel.
I'll bet Scotty's free.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Chapel, Christine
CC: Uhura, Nyota
It has been brought to our attention by my team leader that to attend the upcoming dance with a member of a rival team would be disloyal and unfair to both parties.
Therefore, I hope you will both understand if I am forced to cancel my offer to take Nyota to the dance. Christine, if you are currently without an escort, I would be very happy to be your partner for that event.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:34 pm (UTC)I hope Christine will agree to accompany me to the dance, but I know that she will not. I anticipate spending the evening alone watching "The Brave Little Toaster," as it is the last thing that brings joy to my heart. Oh, Blankie. You speak for my generation.
Then I suspect I will masturbate, weep, and fall asleep alone and unloved.
This project is a farce. Kirk has appointed himself team captain and decided we should be named "The Fighting Mongooses of Rigel Seven." I suggested "Panic! At the Dancoplex!" but no one on this stupid planet gets my humor.
I should cut myself before Calculus. I hate everything, especially myself.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:37 pm (UTC)Recipient: McKenna, Caroline
Shit.
And I'm not Pavel's boyfriend. He just sleeps over some times and leaves his underwear underneath my sister's bed. It's totally innocent.
I'm not going with Scotty. We are, however, planning to spike the drink together. Avoid the punch after nine if you don't want to wake up on a deserted road with Kirk's hand up your jumper.
Which may or may not still be attached to Kirk after all this.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-09 07:38 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
I am free 3rd period! I could meet you outside your class, after your meeting? Only Len will be there too which could be bad.
Hikaru I need to speak with you. In person. Also I am anxious that you are annoyed somehow and you still have our team's ledger.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:44 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
At least Kirk would know what to do with a hand up my jumper. Janice says he's quite the bedroom dynamo.
If you're very good, I might let you see the tape. You know, after we make it.
If you keep being a dick, we'll invite Pavel to join us.
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru
You need to trust me, dude. I've worked out a plan.
We go to the dance: I'll take Caroline, you take Chrissie - ask her quick, okay? Bones and Pavel get to watch us having fun with cute girls hanging off us all night, while they sit in the corner looking awkward and drinking too much punch.
nb - avoid the punch after 8 o'clock if you know what I'm saying.
Then, at the end of the night, you jump Pavel (which, seriously, can you just get the fuck on with that) and I'll jump Bones, and they'll both be so drunk and grateful that we can totally pump them for information.
AND SOME OTHER STUFF TOO AMIRITE? You know there's a reason why I'm team leader!
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Date: 2009-08-09 07:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Giotto, T; Phys Ed.
Mr. G, I'm going to be late to gym, third period. Ricky managed to smash part of our experiment and I'm taking him to the nurse.
I will be there as soon as I can; Joe and I just need to work out which flask it was he broke before we get the wound treated. I'm really sorry.