New Challenge: Academy Days
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startrek_diaryAnd now for a new challenge for ya!
It's the year 2257. Our Heroes- Sulu, Chekov, Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Kyle, Riley, Joe, Gaila, Cupcake, Christine, Ensign Ricky, the whole lot- are all cadets at Starfleet Academy. The rest of Our Heroes- Spock, Giotto, Pike, M'Benga, Scotty if you don't mind breaking canon a wee bit and saying he got exiled less than a year before the movie- are instructors.
Even though it's supposed to be against the rules, everyone gets bored and starts commtexting each other in class. Their various instructors, of course, catch them and join in the fun.
Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's go!
It's the year 2257. Our Heroes- Sulu, Chekov, Kirk, McCoy, Uhura, Kyle, Riley, Joe, Gaila, Cupcake, Christine, Ensign Ricky, the whole lot- are all cadets at Starfleet Academy. The rest of Our Heroes- Spock, Giotto, Pike, M'Benga, Scotty if you don't mind breaking canon a wee bit and saying he got exiled less than a year before the movie- are instructors.
Even though it's supposed to be against the rules, everyone gets bored and starts commtexting each other in class. Their various instructors, of course, catch them and join in the fun.
Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's go!
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:34 am (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
Lt. Commander Spock is h-o-t-t hot, y/y?
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:36 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
Y! Certainly the cutest instructor here.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:48 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
BCC: Christine, Janice
argh I hate combat training! Cmmdr. Giotto keeps saying that we're all going to die if we don't learn this stuff. What's going on in your classes right now?
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:49 am (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
I would so ask him out, but I'm sure the Castro is illogical or something.
Poll: Who wins in a hot-off between Pike, Spock and Leonard McCoy?
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:50 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
Oooooh, that's a toughy. On the one hand Spock's got those eyebrows. On the other hand, McCoy knows how to use /his/ eyebrows too.
How well can Pike use his eyebrows? No, doesn't matter, he definitely wins.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:50 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
No wait! I'm changing my vote to sexy pointed ears. I'd definitely hit that.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:55 am (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
CC: Nyota, Janice
In xenoanatomy. I think Jim Kirk is making an arguement for being sexually attracted to the central nervous system of a Bjorn because "it looks like a naked lady."
At least McCoy looks embarrassed.
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Date: 2009-07-10 07:24 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
Have I done Jim Kirk yet? I can't remember. He's the sassy one with the blue eyes, isn't he?
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Date: 2009-07-10 07:25 am (UTC)Recipient: Christine
CC: Gaila, Nyota
...I'm pretty sure he's kidding, there. He's kidding, right?
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Date: 2009-07-10 08:20 am (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
Can you give me a hand with something later? Section three of the Teachings is giving me a serious headache, and I know you speak Vulcan like you were born there.
We can go to Mendak's for Dirty Manhattans afterwards.
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Date: 2009-07-10 01:33 pm (UTC)Recipient: Ricky
According to new statistics, every seven minutes in Starfleet a redshirt dies. Four out of every seven of these redshirts are security.
Are you sure you want to be in security, Ricky? It is almost like saying you wish to die.
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Date: 2009-07-10 01:39 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pavel
According to new statistics, you are an idiot and I will be punching you in the face later.
Security is where the real men go.
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Date: 2009-07-10 01:43 pm (UTC)Recipient: Ricky
If you survive long enough to punch me, you mean.
Security is where the real men /die/ because only one in every fifteen redshirts survive to the age of thirty. Only one in every nine of those make it to thirty-five.
I am not making this up. These statistics are real.
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Date: 2009-07-10 01:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pavel
1. Stop calling us redshirts. We are security personnel and when a malevolent non-corporeal being get onto the ship, you'll be glad for us.
2. I'm going to tell Giotto what a dick you are.
3. Statistics are for girls and virgins.
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Date: 2009-07-10 01:49 pm (UTC)Recipient: Ricky
1. I will be glad for you because I will have someone to hide behind.
2. Who do you think is giving me these statistics in the first place? Except he is doing it with a lot more dramatic hand gestures and reassurances that he does not want us to die.
3. As I am neither, your findings are invalid.
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Date: 2009-07-10 02:24 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pavel
What are you saying to Picky to make him turn that charming shade of purple?
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Date: 2009-07-10 02:45 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kevin
He is Picky, now?
We are just talking about girls and virgins and punching people in the face.
I wonder who is more purple, Picky or Giotto? He needed a volunteer for a demonstration and Gaila put her hand up, so he threw her on her ass, and Gaila just lay there and told him there were easier ways to get her on her back. I love that girl.
Where are you two, anyway?
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Date: 2009-07-10 02:50 pm (UTC)Recipient: Nyota
Help me out sweetness, what's the earth age of consent? That super-cute Rushian baby is totally hot for me.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:09 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pavel
It was a typo. They were inwented in Russia. But yeah, we can call him Picky. It'll probably piss him off.
I would pay money to see Giotto blush.
And Gaila, /phwor/. I'd take her home, Kathleen, if you catch my drift.
We're in Pike's Command Ethics class. Why the Pickster is taking this class is beyond me.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:16 pm (UTC)Recipient: Christine
Sure, but do you mean the actual Teachings of Surak? The original's pretty dense and you only need the Starfleet Abridged edition for the course.
What are you up to? Spill!
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:17 pm (UTC)Recipient: Gaila
I am so not dignifying your last two texts with a reply.
Except I am, and it's this.
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Date: 2009-07-10 03:46 pm (UTC)Recipient: Kevin
Did you see that brand new shade of red Cupcake's face turned when Pike called him out for sleeping?
Kind of a deep magenta, tinged with violet.
I had visual arts before this class. Why the hell is that offered at Star Fleet?
P.S. Jailbait's a bitch
(captcha: pickled victory. good name for that shade?)
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Date: 2009-07-10 05:41 pm (UTC)Recipient: Ricky
Are you texting in my class?
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Date: 2009-07-10 09:36 pm (UTC)Recipient: Pavel
You know, kid, I teach you these things because I care, and because I don't want you to die your first year in space. If you can't pay attention back there, I'll have to bring you up here and teach you the hard way.
And I'm sure you don't want that.
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Date: 2009-07-11 02:15 am (UTC)Recipient: Christopher
No.