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Side Game: Dystopia

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

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Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

It's gonna be a strange and long couple months, but we'll manage.

Yes, real chickens, and a rooster so there can be little baby chicks. We have room, we could have a goat or too. And a dog, we should have a dog. It is rather nice, i'm a fan of it.

Unknown: Captain? ...Jim?

Unknown: Jim?

Unknown: No Jim here.

MCCOY, L: Looks like there is.

LOWTHER, G: Weren't you two going to comm first?

CHAPEL, C: And let you get away?

LOWTHER, G: Get away from what?

MCCOY, L: Us, idiot.

CHAPEL, C: Now you have to talk to us.

LOWTHER, G: What do you want to talk about? I don't like sports.

MCCOY, L: Ha ha-no. C'mon, what's got you in a funk?

CHAPEL, C: You have to talk to us.

LOWTHER, G: I- It's a long story. Takes a lot of explaining.

CHAPEL, C: I like explaining. It's very different from sports.

LOWTHER, G: Has either of you figured out who I am?

MCCOY, L: I'm still rather purposefully trying not to. I can stop if you like.

CHAPEL, C: You're Jim. You don't have to be anyone else.

LOWTHER, G: Jim. Jim with a dead father named George. I'm.I'm Jim fucking Kirk.

MCCOY, L: So?

CHAPEL, C: Do...do you want that to matter to us. Because I have a very selective memory, just ask Leonard. It might not stick.

LOWTHER, G: You ever heard of the Harpy of the Fleet? Number One?

CHAPEL, C: Yeah.

LOWTHER, G: She spent most of my childhood firmly in my nightmares. Coming after my family. And yesterday. Or the day before. The past few days. I found out Pike is in fucking love with her and they're eloping when he leaves the ship.

CHAPEL, C: Your evil stepmother is Number One?

MCCOY, L: That sounds a bit fucked up.

LOWTHER, G: Yeah. My evil stepmother is Number One. And it's majorly fucked up. And I hate her. And she's mean.

CHAPEL, C: Oh Jim...

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Why do we have to wait?

We should have more than one rooster so we don't get inbred chickens. We can have dog. Can we have sheep?

MCCOY, L: Oh hell

CHAPEL, C: I'm so sorry she's come back into your life.

LOWTHER, G: She's. She's having his kid.

CHAPEL, C: And you're sure it's definitely his and that she's not a disgusting whore?

MCCOY, L: How are they even together in the first place, isn't it her job to, you know, capture him?

LOWTHER, G: It's his. I- Apparently he goes for chicks who break his nose. I shouldn't have told you any of this. I'm sorry. I wish. I don't know. You ever get that vague "I want to go home" feeling, but you don't know what home is or what you'd do if you got there?

CHAPEL, C: I'm engaged. I mean--I'm supposed to be engaged. That's why I left Earth. I didn't want to marry him. I didn't realize until I left that the place I'd lived all my life never was home. You're not...you're not alone.

MCCOY, L: All the time. Everyday since it all went to shit.

LOWTHER, G: Okay, so we can all be broken together?

CHAPEL, C: Of course.

MCCOY, L: Sounds good to me.

LOWTHER, G: Good. Are we cuddling?

MCCOY, L: No.

CHAPEL, C: Maybe.

LOWTHER, G: Thanks, guys.

CHAPEL, C: Not a problem at all. Right Leonard?

MCCOY, L: Right.

LOWTHER, G: I promise I'm not always this high maintenance.

CHAPEL, C: Oh please. If anyone is high maintenance it's me.

LOWTHER, G: Handful.

CHAPEL, C: So are you.

MCCOY, L: You're both high maintenance little bitches.

CHAPEL, C: Are we now? Have we worn you out?

MCCOY, L: Yes you damn well are. Also you need an off switch sugar.

CHAPEL, C: I'm pretty sure I have one. You just have to find it.

MCCOY, L: Handfuls. Both of 'ya

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Because she has to grow before we can have her.

Yes, probably, two roosters then. We can get a puppy and it'll grow up with our daughter. We might be able to manage some sheep. I think we're going to have a full farm but the time we're done, up for the challenge?

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

But I want her now. :(

A pretty one with a really long tail? It'll be a cute puppy and a nice farm and if it's too much for us we can hire a few hired hands to help us.

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

You're impatient dear. We'll have her soon enough.

If you'd like, big long pretty tail. That we certainly can if we need. It'll all be great and will keep us busy as we enjoy our retirement.

Hello, anyone here?

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I think we need to take a break.

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

What? Why? What?

OVER HERE!!!!

http://community.livejournal.com/startrek_diary/28753.html

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Because I'm tired and I'm not sure if I can get it back up today. I know you're having fun but I'm beat. Reconvene tomorrow?

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