New Game: SFA/HSAU: Finals!

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It's time for something... light. Something... refreshing.

For the past year, Roger Korby and Andrea Sherrison have been building an android, Norm. And Norm has been, true to his name... normal.

But things are starting to go wrong. Andrea has been moved into the empty bed in Caz and Jan's room (oh, did I not mention that? WELL. It's there. Not a convenient plot device at all) and when Roger's rommmate dropped out, he and McCoy decided to move in together.

Now they're both starting to act weird. Of course, no one is normal, it's SFA and it's finals. But there's something seriously wrong, and our heroes are going to have to find out what.

Did I mention that the top four students in each class get to go on a special training exercise? Well, they do. And competition is hot.

Comments

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HAHA LET'S DO IT!

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

EA: THE SOURCE OF ALL WEIRD

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sherrison, Andrea
Recipient: Korby, Roger; Chapel, Christine; Galloway, David; Spock, [Data Error]

Slushy is here.

att: slushyloc.exe

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Sherrison, Andrea; Korby, Roger; Spock, [Data Error]; Galloway, David

Please take us. We have to go. He needs us.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Sherrison, Andrea; Korby, Roger; Chapel, Christine; Spock, [Data Error]

Okay, we're going to get a aircar to get you there. Just sit tight for a few minutes, okay?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Go, and find out what's up at the following location. Be CAREFUL.

att: slushyloc.exe

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

Chief, you do realize where that is, right?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

I didn't look.

Oh, well. At least it's after 4?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

Why does everything weird in this city just naturally center itself around EA? Every single freakish case we've handled is always tracked back there.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

I think you need to see this for yourself

att: ea.img

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

There's like, killer tofu or space ships or weird cows there or something. Idk make something up!

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Maybe it's on top of a hellmouth. Have we investigated it for demons?

What the fuck is that? Is it... yogurt in blocks? I can't get my head around it.

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[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT YOU CAUGHT THAT REFERENCE.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

I think that's out of our jurisdiction. But I'll double check. Just in case it isn't.

Yes Dave. It's FROZEN YOGURT in the shape of a CUBE. How am I supposed to know? Put a call in to Archer, it's his school.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Leslie, Ryan
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Galloway, David

I think they're tofu actually...

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

Right then. Call up Archer and ask him why there is SENTIENT TOFU on the roof of his school.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Archer, Jonathan
CC: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

So, Admiral, there's this tofu on the roof of your school. Anything i need to know?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Archer, Jonathan
Recipient: Galloway, David
CC: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Pickles so green and meat so brown lunchtime's fun with Slushy the Clown.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Oh no.....

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Okay, well. That didn't go well.

Take it out.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

Yes sir!

One question: how do we take out tofu? I think I skipped that class in the Academy.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Well. Uh. What happens if you shoot them?

And we know they want meat and pickles. If all else fails, give them what they want? It worked with the pants aliens.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lemli, Roger
Recipient: Leslie, Ryan; Galloway, David

You want me to shoot the tofu? That has to be the weirdest order you've ever given me.

Well okay. But I left my meat-and-pickle pants at home today and so did Ryan. Can you get someone to bring those bags the kids were hauling around up here?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Galloway, David
Recipient: Lemli, Roger; Leslie, Ryan

Not an order, Roger. You wanted ideas, I'm trying to give you ideas.

Yeah, Quarx and Osborne are on their way.