Side Game: Dystopia

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SEE THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T LIKE IT. BECAUSE BEOWULF IS A BONEHEAD. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE TRANSLATION OR ANYTHING. I JUST THOUGHT...IDK. BEOWULF HIMSELF RUINED IT.

OMG SHAKESPEARE. I WOULD TAP THAT.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

MMM, BUT THE LANGUAGE... IDK, I LOVE MYTHOLOGY TOO AND MOST OF THE GODS AND HEROES ARE DICKS AND BONEHEADS. I DON'T LIKE THE CHARACTERS, BUT THE POETRY/STORY STILL ROCKS.

MMMHM!

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HAHA, MAYBE I SHOULD REREAD IT THEN. YES BUT GODS ARE PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED IN THEIR DICKISH BONEHEADERY. I GENERALLY PREFER 19TH AND 20TH CENTURY LIT MYSELF. SHAKESPEARE IS THE GRAND EXCEPTION TO THAT.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I GOT IN TROUBLE IN FRESHMAN ENGLISH IN HS FOR CALLING BEOWOLF "THE STORY OF A CO-DEPENDENT MONSTER AND THE MAN WHO RIPS HIS ARM OFF."

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SEE? THAT KIND OF THINKING WAS ENCOURAGED IN MY ENGLISH CLASSES. I DID A PROJECT FOR HEART OF DARKNESS THAT WAS A MIRROR WITH PLASTIC GRASS. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

OH, WE DID A LOT OF STUFF THAT WAS AWESOME BUT THAT AND MY THREE-PAGE PAPER ON THE PHRASE "TELEMACHUS SNEEZED" WERE NOT APPRECIATED.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HAHA SAM YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WERE AN AMAZING KID. NO WONDER YOU'RE SO AWESOME NOW.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I ALWAYS SAW THINGS IN A WEIRD WAY. IT'S PAID OFF.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I CAN TELL

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

HEEHEE, YES.