Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

THIS IS MY VACUUM: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Bissell-Powerforce-Bagless-Upright-Vacuum/11039508

I LOVES IT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE THAT ONE TOO. WE BOUGHT IT BECAUSE A PART IN OUR DIRT DEVIL BROKE AND WE WEREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET A NEW ONE RIGHT AWAY. SO NOW WE HAVE TWO.

WE ARE VACUUM BUDDIES!

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

WOO VACUUM BUDDIES! GO US!

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WOOOOO

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

AW I WANTS A BISSELL

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

WE HAVE HARDWOOD FLOORS IN OUR ENTIRE HOUSE.

WE DON'T HAVE A VACUUM WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HATE VACUUMING.