Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

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MORNING AFTER IS GONNA BE SOOOOOOO AWKWARD

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I BET

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

TIP FOR JIM: FUCK MCCOY IN THE MORNING INSTEAD OF LETTING HIM GET AWAY. THAT WILL HELP.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

MCCOY MIGHT VERY WELL WILL ABSOLUTELY WAKE UP WITH A MOUTH AROUND HIS COCK.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

THAT WORKS.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

THAT IS TOTALLY HOW I WOULD WAKE UP MCCOY IF IT WERE UP TO ME.

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WOULDN'T WE ALL?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I WAS THINKING OF MY MOVIE STAR CRUSHES, AND KARL EASILY REACHES THE TOP OF THAT LIST

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I HAVE WATCHED SO MANY SHITTY MOVIES JUST TO SEE HIM. HE'S JUST SO PRETTY.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

A GOOD PLAN IF I'VE EVER HEARD ON.