Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OM NOM NOM. I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER. I'M GOING ON A PICNIC IN ABOUT AN HOUR~

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OOOH SOUNDS AWESOME ARE YOU GOING IN LOLI?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

NO JUST A SUNDRESS. I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'M GOING TO BE DOING AFTER WE EAT SO I DON'T WANT TO BE DANCING ABOUT IN A PETTICOAT.

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I bet you will be pretty.

DID YOU KNOW ISHY LIKES TO CUDDLE? SHE IS CUDDLE ME RIGHT NOW AND PURR.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

REALLY NOW? YOU MEAN THERE IS SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD THAT SHE DOES NOT DISAPPROVE OF?

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You are always pretty. :)

I THINK I AM THE ONLY THING SOMETIMES SHE EATS NAT'S ARMPITS

Also I made an herb spread for my chicken which I am going to bake and my kitchen smells delicious. Like Rosemary and thyme and basil and mustard and garlic.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

♥ thank you

HAHA POOR NAT'S ARMPITS.

Oh god, you are making me so hungry!

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ILU EMMY

SHE ALSO APPROVES OF SHOVING HER FACE INTO SHOES.

Come over and you can have some I think I'm gonna steam some broccoli and bake some red potatoes for the side.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

SAM. SAM. I CANNOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING BECAUSE THE MERE THOUGHT OF THAT FEAST YOU HAVE PREPARED HAS ME READY TO HOP ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM SCARED OF FLYING AND NOT DRESSED.

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IT WILL FEED ME FOR DAYS AND IS SO CHEAP. I LOVE COOKING!

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU COOKING TOO

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I WILL COOK FOR YOU WHEN YOU COME TO MEET PERI AND ISHY. THEY WILL "HELP."

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC.