ext_117615 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/) wrote in [community profile] startrek_diary2010-06-01 12:03 pm
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Side Game: Dystopia

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN THING'S TOO FAST. I'VE MOVED TO ANOTHER ROOM IN HOPES THAT IT WON'T FOLLOW ME. ALSO, NO COFFEE IN MY SYSTEM. I CAN'T KILL ANYTHING PROPERLY WITHOUT COFFEE.

OH DEAR I AM SORRY. IF YOU'D LIKE, I CAN DO SOME EXPERIMENTS AND SEE JUST HOW MUCH FEELING YOU HAVE IS THE NOT FEELING YOUR BODY A METAPHOR OR IS THAT YOUR PROBLEM?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M SORRY I WOULD KILL IT FOR YOU.

NO, THAT IS JUST A DRAMATIC RECREATION OF ME AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES AT THE GYM. BUT I SUPPORT EXPERIMENTS.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
THANK YOU SAM.

AH OKAY. WELL THAT IS GOOD. I WAS CONCERNED BECAUSE FEELING YOUR BODY IS GOOD AND NOT FEELING IT IS BAD. I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ANYTHING FOR YOU, BB.

YEAH, I HAVE BEEN GOING TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING BEFORE WORK AND IT IS GOOD BECAUSE I FEEL BETTER ALL DAY AND STUFF, BUT OH MY GOD I HATE THE GYM.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
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[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
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I HEARD THAT WORKING OUT IN THE MORNING WAS BEST FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOU BEING HEALTHY AND STUFF.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
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THEY WERE SAYING ON THE NEWS THAT YOU BURN MORE FAT IF YOU WORK OUT BEFORE YOU EAT, BUT I KNOW I WON'T GO AFTER WORK, SO THE MORNING IT IS.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I READ THAT WORKING OUT IN THE MORNING IS BEST BECAUSE THEN YOU HAVE THOSE DRUG-LIKE ENDORPHINS DOPING YOU UP AND KEEPING YOU HAPPY ALL DAY LONG. BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD REASON TOO.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT COULD BE GOOD, TOO.

I AM BEING RUDE, I NEVER ASKED HOW YOU ARE. HOW ARE YOU?

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
SAM YOU ARE NOT RUDE. I AM NOT YET DONE WITH COFFEE SO I AM VERY OUT OF IT AND SLEEPY-ISH.

BUT THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
YES WE SHOULD. WHO DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
JIM IS POUTING RN, CAUSE NO BONESSECKS.

I HAVE AN IDEA.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
IS THIS AN IDEA I SHOULD BE SCARED OF?
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