ext_117615 ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/) wrote in [community profile] startrek_diary2010-06-01 12:03 pm
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Side Game: Dystopia

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?
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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
HMMM

ONLY IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO MY LEDYBA

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT TO DO....?

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A BLISSEY LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
WE COULD MAKE OUT?

OH THAT SOUNDS GOOD, CAN I HAVE A SMOOCHUM?

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
OKAY. BUT I'M WARNING YOU: I BITE.

DARLING AS LONG AS YOUR PLUSLE IS WET FOR ME, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
PERFECT.

DARLING YOU ARE GOING TO SPOINK HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T KEEP UP, BABY. YOU'RE TOO GOOD.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I ALSO HAVE THE POKEMON WIKI OPEN IN ANOTHER TAB.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST TO BE SURE THAT I'M PREPARED FOR YOU.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU TOO SAM

[identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE YOU GUYS. JUST SAYIN'

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
PIXY. I'M LEAVING YOU FOR SAM.

[identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOO. BUT BABY I LOVE YOU.

SAM: STOP STEALING MY WOMAN.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
TELL YOU WHAT. GIVE ME BACON AND I AM YOURS. AND LET ME JUST WARN YOU GUYS: DON'T READ CHAPTER TEN OF SARAH DESSEN'S JUST LISTEN UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET A BACON CRAVING SO STRONG THAT YOU'D WILLINGLY CUT YOUR OWN TONGUE OUT JUST TO BE RID OF IT.

[identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK I CAN MANAGE THAT.

ALSO THIS IS CLEARLY WHAT YOU NEED: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my-first-bacon.shtml

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
ISN'T IT CUTE? I ACTUALLY DO WANT IT. I WOULD PUT IT ON MY BED AND NAME IT BOB.

[identity profile] theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
IT'S STRANGE BUT ADORABLE. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GOOD PLAN.

[identity profile] emmypenny.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
IKR?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/ 2010-06-04 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
YOU SHOULD WE ARE AWESOME

[identity profile] captlebubbles.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
BUT I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL.
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