Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

....I am not the person to talk to about Westerns. One of my film teachers spent a good amount of time teaching us why spaghetti Westers were so fail-worthy and yet so profitable.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

She totes drew him a sparkly picture of him and the Enterprise.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

Jan is the cutest.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY ONLY WHITE KIDS DO THAT.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I love Westerns. I especially love "Trinity" and the other stuff Travis Hill was in. But I also know how to discern fact from reality.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

She's not sure how dating works. She only understands the theory of it.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

NO WAY IT'S TOTES THE MEXICANS. THE WHITE KIDS ALL STEAL FROM CLASSY PLACES LIKE BELKS AND JC PENNY. AND THE DOLLAR TREE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Have you seen A Fistful of Dollars?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Wouldn't want you to get in trouble with Dr. BadAttitude. But I'd be fine with you staying as long as you want.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I usually watch them with my dad, start about twenty minutes in, and never bother to follow the plot or learn the titles.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Ah.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Kirk, James

But if I stay, he won't be able to see what an undeniable sex god you are. Then what'll happen to my brilliant threesome plan?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

What now? In a...way, aye... My grand lady's the Enterprise, lad.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I am faintly useless when it comes to watching stuff. It's just something me and my dad like to do together, watch old movies together. He has recently also taken a liking to black-and-white rom coms and I'm trying not to think about it too hard.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Also, I have to go eat food now. Back later, unless mom forces more of that foul-tasting stuff down my gullet and I have to go back to bed.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Bye.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Scott, Montgomery
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Doing well, doing well. I think I made a new friend. Ye know the little lad who's Alpha Nav?

I...ye did?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Fair enough. One last kiss and then off you go, little thing.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

He'll be unreasonably fond of it.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

That little genius boy? The Russian whiz kid?

It's nothing fancy. Don't get your hopes up.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Kirk, James

I'll let you know if he says anything about you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Scott, Montgomery

Oh, OH. That lady. I thought you meant Ms. Rand.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

The Captain has been seen to and I'm on my way back now.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Kirk, James
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I appreciate it.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Kirk, James

Not a problem. Next time we do this though I'm calling you Captain, okay?