Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: [Data Error], Spock; Pike, Christopher

My translator is spitting gibberish. Real gibberish, not just Russian. What does it mean?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

The legs looooove you Janice.

Was I shooting him looks? He's just. He smells good. Like clean and I want to lick his neck like, all the time and how can anyone look at him and not see those HANDS/. Unf.

Encryption: Security 4

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

As it can be. It'll be time before we can permanently deactivate him I'm sure but for now it's under control.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

And what does Doctor McCoy think of The Legs?

Yes, you were. I think I heard a few of the crewmen use the exact phrase "head over" when talking about the looks you were giving him. And how does Chapel fit into all of that?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George; [Data Error], Spock

"One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater' It's a kids rhyme.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: [Data Error], Spock
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

I do not understand the joke.

Encryption: Security 4

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

One step at a time, I guess.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George; [Data Error], Spock

It's not a very good one.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Do you like my legs?

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

He'll be safe, there's no need for theatrics.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

If I say yes will you let me get back to work?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: [Data Error], Spock
Recipient: Lowther, George; Pike, Christopher

Ah. Never mind then. I will return to my duties now. Please inform me when Pavel wakes. I would like to speak with him.

Encryption: Security 4

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

We do what we can.

Also, this'll amuse you, Andrei was quite worried about Lowther finding out you had a hand in it because it would clearly put Pavel in danger since you and Lowther are such terrible enemies.

Шифрование: проверка благонадежности 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Andrei
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

There is no such thing as overreacting when my child is involved, Pirate. Someday maybe you will understand that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Maybe.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

He thinks "Let me get back to work." I think that's a positive?

Chapel fits quite comfortably between us. If you catch my drift.

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

I know better than you think. Your son will be safe with me, I promise you that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Your legs are very pretty.

Шифрование: проверка благонадежности 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Andrei
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You will be held to this promise.

Encryption: Security 4

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lefler, Una
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Oh no! Well of course you'll have to be very careful not to let him find out because if he does poor Pavel will pay.

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

I except nothing less.

Encryption: Security 4

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lefler, Una

Yes, I will have to watch myself very closely so I don't reveal it. Alas such burdens I bear.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Well so are you.

Back t work, sexy.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Lowther, George

Bye.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Do me a favor? Walk over to McCoy and slap his ass? Then wink and say "That's from the captain. And his pretty legs."