Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

I am Persuasive and Intimidating thank you very much.

Yes and if I ever get the opportunity I will go back in time and stop myself from including those.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I wouldn't want to mess things up for you, anyway. And he called me a handful. Like I was a kid he was babysitting.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You are Frightening and A Little Insane, to be truthful.

Then I'll just think them up on my own.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

All the best people are A Little Insane. Especially in this line of work.

Good luck with that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Fair enough.

I can go back in time, too, you know. Give myself ideas.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Mess things up for me? What do you mean by that?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Way of the world.

Well, you could try.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Those were your panties I was being swabbed with yesterday, weren't they?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Yes, I suppose.

If you get to do it, I should, too.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Yes, they were. Did that bother you? I can ask him not to do it again.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

No, but clearly you two are a thing or whatever. And he wasn't up for a threesome. I do a lot of fucked up shit, but I don't go intruding into other people's bedrooms uninvited.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

I think he's interested in you. He just doesn't know what to do about it. He gets flustered when I mention you, you know. And our "thing" is a very open thing, you certainly wouldn't be intruding and you're not uninvited.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Yes, because time travel incidents always work out so well.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Huh. Flustered? He doesn't like me, he wishes I would go away.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

No, sir. He wishes you would go into his pants. He just doesn't know how to deal with that desire yet.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You started this time travel train.

Ay word from your baby momma?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

You're cute, Chapel. Sure you're not projecting?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Thanks. I'm pretty sure. In the few weeks that we've been on this ship, I haven't seen anyone stir up the same amount of emotion in the Doctor as you have. And no, I'm not mistaking hate for desire, before you ask. I bet you ten credits you get a telepath to read his mind while he's sticking a hypospray in your neck, and they'll tell you he wishes it were his cock going into you with such ferocity.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Sent a message a bit ago, can never tell with scheduling though, might be a couple more hours before she responds.

And don't call her that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Yeah, well, that's all fine a good if you have credits and a telepath. But he doesn't seem to like feeling that way.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Why not? She is the mother of your little boy, isn't she?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Give him time. I'm sure in a few months he won't be able to stand the idea of anyone touching you. He's quite possessive you know. It's really hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

No shit she is, but she's not some two bit whore and she'd probably deck you for using it. I respect her more than to call her that.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I don't like waiting. And he is really hot.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Well I didn't mean it like that. You were calling her your woman. I was just trying to spice it up.