Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

You're right.

Anything else you need before I head back to my quarters?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

No, that's all I got.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

annnnnd I'm driving home. brb ~30 ish

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Alright. See you later.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

byyyyyyye.

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SO, JUST US

BABY

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WELL.

DO YOU WANT ME TO BATTLE YOU WITH MY LICKITUNG?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

HMMM

ONLY IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO MY LEDYBA

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WHAT TO DO....?

I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU A BLISSEY LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE.

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WE COULD MAKE OUT?

OH THAT SOUNDS GOOD, CAN I HAVE A SMOOCHUM?

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

HEHEHEHEE.

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SAAAAAAAAAAV

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

OKAY. BUT I'M WARNING YOU: I BITE.

DARLING AS LONG AS YOUR PLUSLE IS WET FOR ME, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

WE MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUU

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GOOD.

ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME SEEDOT?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

PERFECT.

DARLING YOU ARE GOING TO SPOINK HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

"sexy Stockholm syndrome"

Ahahaha oh, Jim. <3

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

^_^ Yay, Pike.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

Pffh, I'm the one who keeps trying to make Chekov/Scotty happen in side games.

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I CAN'T KEEP UP, BABY. YOU'RE TOO GOOD.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I ALSO HAVE THE POKEMON WIKI OPEN IN ANOTHER TAB.

[hsavinien.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA.

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HOT

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST TO BE SURE THAT I'M PREPARED FOR YOU.

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EMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE.