Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You still blocking me?

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

OMG OMG OMG YOU GUYS. SPOCK AS AN EMO COORDINATOR, Y/N? WHO USES MOSTLY DARK AND GHOST TYPES. "THIS SNEASEL IS AS DARK AS THE DARK DEPTHS OF MY SOUL." Y/N? Y?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9L8iQL0U18#t=01m08s

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS? ALSO LOL PICARD SAID KNICKERS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

IT IS AN AWESOME SHOW CALLED EXTRAS THAT ALL THE BRITISH PEOPLE ARE ON.

THIS IS THE SKIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Encourage her, put the idea in Uhura's head and see how it goes, part of it's just time, people are still settling and starting to connect. You're really hung up on that doctor aren't you?

If you play nice and eat your vegetables.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Yes.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Giotto, Tony
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Okay. Just checking.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Giotto, Tony

Well now you know.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike. Christopher

Will do. I am a little, I guess. What can I say, I like my men older and gruff.

I'm allergic to my vegetables.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

PIXY. http://community.livejournal.com/startrek_diary/28557.html?thread=28666253#t28666253

It's quite possibly the funniest mental image I've ever seen.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY I PERSONALLY SEE SAREK AS MORE OF A COORDINATOR-TYPE AND SO SPOCK WOULD HAVE TO REBEL AND BE A TRAINER. OOOOH OR MAYBE A BREEDER! AND HE WOULD ACTUALLY SPECIALIZE IN UGLY POKEMON BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS THEM AND HE FEELS A KINSHIP WITH THEM.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

HAI AM BACK NAO

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HAI

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I TRIED BUYING A PERSONAL TRIMMER WHILE WITH MY MOTHER AND SHE SUGGESTED I USE IT AS A VIBRATOR.

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...OH MOM.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT RUE?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

NO

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http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/06/03/rue-mcclanahan-dies-at-76/?xid=rss-feed-top25-Rue+McClanahan+dies+at+76

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

If he's claiming Chapel just because you seemed interested then you're already under his skin. You probably have a chance.

Therefore you will never get my halo.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

which part?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike. Christopher

Well, I have time. He agreed to stay a year, and then I'd give him his freedom. I don't think he'll want to go when the year's up.

I'll have to make my own out of pipe cleaners and rubber cement.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Actually, Sarek was a top trainer in his day. He very nearly almost became the league champion but lost in the final round to some person whose identity I don't know/haven't decided. Also, the idea is to have a balance of breeders, trainers, and coordinators, and since Spock travels with Chrissie (a breeder) and Caroline (a trainer), coordinator is the balancing option. Also because it's funny.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

The whole thing? Specifically him seeing the wild Sneasel and trying to catch it because of the whole dark soul thing.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Well. There goes my day. What a wonderful woman and actress.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Ah.