Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Glad to hear it.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

And what about yourself? Do you have anyone keeping you happy?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

At the moment, no. You have any suggestions, Nurse?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

This is me not disagreeing with you. Who knew closet sex could be so fantastic?

We should do it in every closet on the ship. Like, make it a goal or something.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

You're such an exhibitionist I love it. When you say all the closets, does that include the ones in other people's quarters?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Hm. Well, I had figured the public closets, but do you want to try other people's closets? I'm not sure how we'd manage it though.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

You're talking to the security chief. I have all the keys. But public is our best bet. And way hotter. I accept your challenge.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Well I could see if the Doctor would be interested in a threesome?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I need a list of everything Captain Lowther is allergic to.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I know you said you didn't want me sleeping with the Captain, but how willing are you to?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

When you really need me I'll be there, I've told you that before.

I still have absolutely no idea what you're referring to.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Okay. But I mean. It could be kinda hot doing it in other people's closets... the chance that they might turn up and catch you.. it's an entertaining prospect, you have to admit.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

It's practically an essay, enjoy.

att: g.lowther.allergies.file

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Oh. Wow. That's....a lot of allergies.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Why the hell would I want to sleep with that arrogant pretty boy?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Because I was thinking of a threesome and thought the two of you might be interested.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

To say the least. Bit of a miracle he's even alive.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Aren't a few of these things common ingredients in most medicines?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

No.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Why not?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Yes. The captain's got a very fucked up system apparently.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

So...how exactly are you going to treat him if he does get sick or injured?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I refuse to fuck the bastard.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

So? You could both fuck me, if you like.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Carefully and inventively. Most things have options, I'm going through his records to see whats been done before.