Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike. Christopher

I will be keeping all my staff happy. If I don't, I expect you'll be kicking my ass.

You can't. Duh.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Good, most important thing about running this ship. That and not getting caught. ANd getting paid. Yes, I certainly will.

Clearly.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Okay, one, I had no idea that there was even an arts and crafts cupboard on the Enterprise, and two, fucking in spilled glitter has to be the best thing ever. Except now I look like reject from Twilight.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Yes, I know. Get paid, keep people happy, don't die, try to have fun. I think that one's beat into me by now.

We can even make you a "World's Best Dad" mug.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

I'm glad you liked it we're never doing it again. An hour later it turns out that glittervag HURTS.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

As it should be. It's overwhelming at first but you'll figure it out, there's a rhythm to it.

I'll have to put it next to my 'Evil Thieving Pirate' mug.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You ever wonder what life would be like if you hadn't found me that night?

Did I make you that one?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Can't say I care to. I did find you, that's what matters.

Your mother did of course.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

I think about it. Sometimes. I think I'd either be a smear on the pavement, or a pleasure slave somewhere.

Of course. I forget about that. I guess I get it from her.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Don't dwell too hard on it. You've come a long way since then. Doesn't matter where you were, just where you are.

Oh yes, the propensity for giving me shit seems to run in the family.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

Yeah, well. Being Captain Lowther is much more awesome than being a pleasure slave. You um. I owe you one, is what I'm trying to say.

Giving you AWESOME shit.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Hey, I'm glad to hear you and McCoy are getting along. He'll be joining me for my bridge officer's dinner this evening. You should come, too. Make sure you know everyone.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Okay. What time?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

It's pretty fine title to have, not gonna lie. I hear you, but you don't owe me Jim. It shouldn't have gotten that bad in the first place.

Yeah, sure, whatever you say.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Sorry.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

1900. And I'd say sorry about before, but it looks like the doctor has green eyes when it comes to you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

But it did and you were there.

You know you love them. Otherwise you'd toss them.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'll be there. Oh, don't worry about it. I certainly did have my fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

It's okay, it was still hot as fuck. I liked the hand over my mouth. That was a nice touch.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Well, if you two need anything, let me know. I'm all for happiness on the crew.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

I had to have some way to keep you from alerting the entire ship to what we were doing and that closet has nothing that can be used as a gag.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Lowther, George

Least I could do. I should've been there sooner for you.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

I'll keep that in mind, but so far Doctor McCoy is doing a very good job of keeping me more than just happy.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Yeah, but the part where you whispered all those filthy things in my ear? Don't tell me that didn't get you off a little. Fuck, we need more closet sex.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You were there when it mattered.

Of course not. I've seen your quarters, old man. You have freaking macaroni pictures I did when I was 4.