Side Game: Dystopia

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

An endearment. Roughly "Kitten".

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

We had a mind-meld?

I am groggy and confused. Why am I in the brig?

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

That would explain why when I googled I got a bunch of stuff about cats.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

The 'fleet was using you as a sleeper agent and the first officer accidentally activated you. A meld was required to determine the deactivation phrase, but you have been confined to the brig until you can be deprogrammed.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking he accidentally found out that Pavel is a wirgin, y/n?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

That's cool. Or how much he likes Spock.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

That is not a funny joke Mr Spock

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Which would create more DRAMAZ?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Depends on how Spock feels.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

It is not a joke, Ashal-veh. I apologize if you feel it was an intrusion.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I don't know he won't tell me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

Kotyonok I am not a spy.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Then we can wait until he does.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Not intentionally.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

I do not understand.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Umm...... he's hurt that Pavel wouldn't talk to him about his reservations? That's all I can get. And, uh.. He likes Pavel a lot.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

You were raised by 'fleet members, correct? Do you remember what prompted your decision to become a pirate in the first place?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

My momma was Fleet. I wanted to see the universe, I wanted adventures.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

But you could have done that just as easily in the 'fleet. Think, Ashal-veh. There must have been some specific thought or event that led to you becoming a pirate rather than joining the 'fleet.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Pavel
Recipient: Spock, [Data Error]

My head is foggy. I do not know. Mister Archer, he told me. He said I was not good for Fleet. I should just get out.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Spock, [Data Error]
Recipient: Chekov, Pavel

Fascinating. In any case, once the programming has been removed it will not matter.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

food now brb

back~!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Sorry, my internet went all funky.

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

That seems to be happening to everyone lately. It's okay, I've been working on my Bidoof doll. I can't seem to get his cute little fluffy cheeks right. :( Also I still can't work out how to get his teeth on. It wouldn't matter that much except Bidoof's adorable little buck-teeth are a significant part of it's appearance.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Yeah. Also work is making me want to smash something