Side Game: Dystopia

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

Spy's a spy. Why should I give him a pass just because he's young and stupid?

Do not fuck with me Andrei. You knew the activation phrase and you purposefully gave it to my lieutenant. Now; did you give it as a warning or did you mean my ship harm?

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Hi guys, I'm here now. Sorry to vanish on you. Daddy ran over the phone cable with the tractor again and killed our internets yesterday.

Шифрование: проверка благонадежности 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Andrei
Recipient: Lowther, George

Because a sleeper does not know he is a sleeper and you do not punish people for mistakes they did not know they were making, Mr. Lowther.

I gave the phrase to Pike because he needed it.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Hi. Well done, daddy.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

Hello. Ahhhh.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was in the middle of a video that had already finished loading so I didn't notice immediately and he came in and was all "how are you on the internet I just killed it".

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

HI PIXY.

edit: ALSO I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING I THOUGHT OF LAST NIGHT: SCOTTY AS GYM LEADER OF DELTA VEGA (the city), Y/N?

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

Did you want to do some Spock/Pavel?

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes I do.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

HI BUBBLES

Y. A WORLD OF YES

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT :D

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

Don't presume to know so much about me Andrei. My record is one thing, the lengths I am willing to go to protect my ship are another.

How did you get the phrase?

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

IT IS RAINY AND I AM SLEEPY AND I AM DECIDING IF I WANT TO DRIVE HOME TODAY OR TOMORROW.

\o/

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

How do you wanna do that?

Шифрование: проверка благонадежности 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Andrei
Recipient: Lowther, George

I will talk only to Pike.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

AW WELL HAVE FUN WITH THAT. I ACTUALLY LOVE THE RAIN. THOUGH I THINK PART OF THAT IS LIVING IN SUCH A RURAL AREA.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

I LIKE RAIN BUT I LIKE IT IT WHEN I AM DANCING IN IT NOT DRIVING 6 HOURS IN IT.

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

As you wish

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

AH WELL I CAN SEE WHERE THAT MIGHT BE SCARY.

Encryption: Security 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Pike, Christopher
Recipient: Chekov, Andrei

Yes?

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[captlebubbles.livejournal.com]

Ahem. Misaddress.

Шифрование: проверка благонадежности 3

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chekov, Andrei
Recipient: Pike, Christopher

You will not set your captain on me again, Pirate.

Re: Encryption: Security 3

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

No it isn't.