Side Game: Dystopia

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In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Details? Please?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Stuff about Vulcan erogenous zones and how he'd take advantage of the knowledge.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

Hot. Very hot. I bet he was all excite about it, too. Bouncing in his seat, squirming. Making you wish he was me, so you could just bend someone over and fuck them.

You still need a fuck, Hikaru? Cause I'm on lunch in five. we could grab a quickie.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Why would I want to fuck Chekov? He's practically a baby and, oh yeah, he has a dick.

I will be there. Just gimme a second to fake a reason to leave the bridge.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

I didn't say you did. I said you'd love to fuck me on the bridge, bent over your console, begging you for it the whole time.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Sulu, Hikaru
Recipient: McKenna, Caroline

Yeah, that would be great. I wonder if there's a chance we could ever get the bridge to ourselves?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McKenna, Caroline
Recipient: Sulu, Hikaru

We could poison everyone who isn't us?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Good.

I will. I'll sing it at the top of my lungs, even.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Really? That was fast. I'm on my way.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: Lowther, George

Sorry, sir. Busy with medbay stuff. Maybe later.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Not letting the captain get to you first is a surprising motivator.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Really. The benefits of action made themselves clear, so it seemed time to act.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Wow. So, how would you like me? On your desk? Or the floor?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Surprised me too honey. Oh, I think this desk of mine needs a thorough tryout. Gotta see how you look laid out on it, or bent over it, we may have to try a few things.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Well thank Oa for surprises. I think you're right, you're absolutely right.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Especially nice ones like this. GSo glad you agree. Any requests darlin'?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine

Definitely. I want you to have your way with me. Drive me crazy, tease me, use me however you want. I like to be dominated.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

I can handle that. Now how are you on keeping quiet on your own? Am I going to have to gag you to make sure all of sickbay doesn't hear exactly what's going on behind my door? Or maybe you want them to hear?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I'm loud. That depends. Just how quiet do you want me to be? Because I have no problem having the whole ship hear me scream while you fuck me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

You're trouble aren't you, girl? Quiet, not in the mood to advertise today. This office should muffle most but you might need to contain yourself. This goes nicely maybe we can see about letting you scream your little lungs out for the whole ship another time.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

In that case, you should probably gag me. And I do hope that this goes nicely. That sounds like such fun.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Well, alright then, I may do that. I hope so as well. Don't it just?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

I really hope you do. Doctor, I think I'm going to enjoy serving you.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: McCoy, Leonard
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

As the lady wishes. And I know i'm going to enjoy serving you nurse, so that just works out nicely.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Chapel, Christine
Recipient: McCoy, Leonard

Thank you kind sir. Yes it does.