Side Game: Dystopia

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

In the world you are entering, there is a Federation. There is an Enterprise. There is even a Captain Kirk.

But in this world, they are not as you know them.

George Lowther, 27, is the captain of the pirate ship known throughout the galaxy as the Enterprise. Of course, he's not the real George Lowther, and neither was the man before him, a fellow called Chris Pike. They're in the process of trading the identity, so Pike can retire, having made his fortune. The new Lowther, real name James T. Kirk, has hired on a crew, and they're off on their first voyage, affiliated with the Federation of Interstellar Pirates.

So. How's the crew doing? And, of course, who's fucking?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

I KNOW I WANT PIKE TO ADOPT ME

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THAT WOULD MEAN NO SEXY FROM PIKE.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Who'd you say it to? Your coffee?

You know I'm running from something. I've been running for a long a time. And before that, I didn't exactly have a life conducive to dating.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

WISE EMMY IS WISE.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

NO. HORNY EMMY IS HORNY AND WANTS TO TAP THAT.

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

ALSO ACCEPTABLE. BECAUSE REALLY WHO CAN RESIST?

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

NO ONE THAT'S WHO.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

IDK KINK WROTE THAT SULU/PIKE FIC THAT TIME...

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

No, Pike. We were having a bit of an argument and I needed him to know. He's like, the only dad I ever had.

I see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/]

It's up to you how much murmuring there was about Winona Kirk getting remarried.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

CAN'T RECALL THE FIC YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I DON'T DO DADDY KINK FOR OBVS REASONS SO NO DADDY PIKE FOR ME.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

I'm going to play it like there was some, but not enough that Jan would know about it because of her background.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Did he help raise you?

[theoreticalpixy.livejournal.com]

and I'm gone! back late!

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

Bye!

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

No, not really. He was my dad's yeoman, later the pilot of the Kelvin when it went down. I know he slept with them, and apparently he and my mother dated for a little while when I was a toddler. I don't remember.

He was my godfather, but he wasn't there. My mother married another man. But Pike's the only person who's ever been like a father to me.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Well it's good that you have someone you can count on.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Until he leaves, yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

So what? He's going to leave and never speak to you again?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Nah, he'll have the decency to get himself killed heroically and then I'll be alone again and I'll give the ship to Spock and go back to mopping barrooms with my face.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Oh. Well. Just give me a few days notice when you do that okay? So I can clear out and everything.

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Rand, Janice

Why would you leave?

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Lowther, George
Recipient: Chapel, Christine

Are you two DONE yet?

MESSAGE ERASED UNSENT

[(Anonymous)]

Sender: Rand, Janice
Recipient: Lowther, George

Don't get a bloated head or anything. I just can't really see myself coloring with Mr Spock.

[emmypenny.livejournal.com]

LOL