Pavel Chekov Wears Rocket Ship Underoos

Pavel Andreievich Chekov would like you to know that

2013-04-13T13:39:00Z

Posted by: hsavinien.livejournal.com

Нижнее белье с космическими кораблями на нем была изобретена в России.

I miss you guys...

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Anyone interested?

2012-08-31T16:16:00Z

Posted by: hsavinien.livejournal.com

New ST_D game, ladies (and gentlemen and other)? I've got an idea for one and could run it. Idea = TOS/XI spawn game. Demora, Joanna, David, Saavik, Peter, etc. at the Academy (handwaves timeline) on a training mission. No prior characterization required, limited cast (because lordy do we suffer from bloating sometimes), and opportunities for people who were never regular RPers to play without getting overwhelmed.

So: who all would be interested in a one-off this month? (Feel free to make your handraise anon, if you prefer).

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Desperate Bubbles is Desperate.

2012-02-16T21:02:00Z

Posted by: captlebubbles.livejournal.com

Okay so here's the thing.

For the last month or so, maybe more, I don't know, I've been digging through our old games, looking for a specific conversation. I've been through the archives at least three times. I can't find it. I need help.

The conversation I'm looking for is the one where I finally admitting to being Miaanon from the beginning. I don't know why I'm so desperate to re-read through it. I just am. Can you guys help me out? I don't know what you can do that I can't, but as I said, I'm desperate.

Also, one of the reasons this has taken so long is that I keep getting bogged down with reading the games as I search through them. It's kinda got me wanting to play again. Anyone else interested in ST_D'ing some more? I'd suggest a specific game, but unless you guys are willing to play a Friendship is Magic AU, I can't think of anything.

Ignore that suggestion, I've no idea how it would actually work.

Thanks in advance for your help guys.

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Guys I am so bored

2011-09-24T11:27:00Z

Posted by: emmypenny.livejournal.com

I think we need a game. Because who actually works when they're at work anyway?

Therefore, I am pleased to inform all of you that you have been accepted to study at the
Enterprise High School of the Visual and Performing Arts.

It's April 5th and the Class of 2012 is looking forward to graduation. Now it's crunch time with finals, prom, and college admissions*. Senior year means BIG THINGS for our students. The annual Senior Showcase is going to happen on May 1st. And with just under a month until the big showcase, the faculty has announced that the student with the best artistic thingy will get a full ride scholarship to the Big Name Artsy College. Now the pressure is on to be the very best ~~like no one ever was~~ and the competition has pitted friend against friend (or has it?).

But with our students having to juggle their regular academic classes with their more specialized courses AND a social life, it's almost like a certain someone has combined the best of Fame and High School Musical: Senior Year. Clearly this means great things for ~~plot~~ our cast.

Suggestions for specialties for the students:
James Kirk: theatre
Leonard McCoy: harp (doctors are good with their hands, harpists are good with their hands IDK JUST GO WITH IT)
Nyota Uhura: voice
Janice Rand: art
Christine Chapel: dance
Montgomery Scott: film
Pavel Chekov: dance
Hikaru Sulu: theatre
Shawn Spock: art**
Gaila Orion: film

So who's overly emotional about their craft? Who creates an extraordinarily eccentric performance piece that leaves everyone else feeling vaguely uncomfortable even though they didn't understand it? Who angsts about no one TRULY UNDERSTANDING THEM? What other artistic stereotypes and high school cliches can we squeeze into this game before it dies? Who drops out? Who turns down an art school to go to a "real" college? MORE IMPORTANTLY: WHO IS DATING WHOM?

So sit down, grab a character and type up their texts, compose their emails, and pass their notes in the middle of class, because

~~it's high school muuuuuu-siiiiii-caaaaaaaaaaal~~ ~~high school never ends~~ ~~they're gonna live forever, they're gonna learn how to fly high--FAME!~~ ~~it's gonna be totally awesome~~ ~~friendship dies and true love lies~~

Oh screw it--READY, STEADY, GO!

* do not ask me why they are JUST NOW applying for colleges and auditioning and getting their acceptance letters okay it is ~MAGICAL MOVIE SCHOOL TIMING~ OKAY JUST GO WITH IT.
** I cannot be the only one who thinks "S'chn T'gai" visually resembles "Shawn the Guy," can I? Can I? BUELLER?

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A Perfectly Proper Steampunk Star-trek

2011-06-10T22:16:00Z

Posted by: hsavinien.livejournal.com

From the Sec'y of the Admiralty, His Lordship Admiral Richard Barnett,
In the service of Her Imperial Majesty, Majella Augusta II, Regina Albion and Its Colonies and Protectorates, the Year Imperial 2258.

To Captain Christopher Pike of Her Majesty's Star Ship Enterprise.

Sir,
You are requested and required to assemble your officers and repair to the shipyards of Riverside, Iowa, the British States of America. Report there to your ship and proceed with all due speed to the Vulcanian System, there to offer aid and comfort to the allies of the Crown. They have reported unexpected natural disturbances and it is the duty of all officers of the Admiralty to give assistance. The appropriate intelligence is appended to these orders in a sealed missive not to be opened until HMSS Enterprise is en route to the Vulcanian System.

Yrs,
Admiral R^ic. Barnett

***

In a second note, attached:

Pike:
You have been chosen for this based partly on your own merit and partly on that of your mixed-blood second. Despite the secrecy, this should not unduly tax your officers, else we would not have such green ensigns within starleagues of such important allies. I need not say that showing themselves well here can only improve their prospects. Your radical proposals do your officers as much mischief as they do yourself and I am loath to see such as your translator or that young Hussar damaged by political manoeuverings. Why you must choose the most embarrassing moments of recent Imperial history to champion, I can make no guess, but I advise you this as a friend. That madman Kodoss is dead and neither the Crown nor Parliament will thank you for bringing the incident up again.
Behave for the politicals, impress the Vulcanians with Imperial grace and humanitarian ideals, and leave such matters to the social carers.

Yrs. Sincerely,
R^ic. Barnett

post script. I understand that ward of yours is showing himself the rake again. His mother is a fine officer and his brother a respected voice at the Scientific Academy, but unless young J^as mends his ways, I do not doubt some more talented officer will be seeing him to the surgeon or the undertaker on the blade of a sword or blast of a phase pistol after a duel.

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Our Heroes:

-On the Enterprise

Christopher Pike, Captain of HMSS Enterprise
Lord Schn-t'gai Spock, Commander of same, son of the Lady Amanda Grayson of Australia & His Lordship Sarek of Vulcan
(Medical) Lieutenant Commander Leonard McCoy, Doctor and surgeon
Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu, pilot
Lieutenant Nyota Uhura, diplomatic aide and translator
Lieutenant Gaila Freewoman, mechanical engineer
(Medical) Lieutenant Christine Chapel, Nurse and surgeon
Ensign Pavel Andreievich Chekov, officer of the Rossiyskaya Federatsiya, an Imperial ally nation, on military tactical knowledge exchange
Ensign Caroline McKenna, relief pilot
Midshipwoman Janice Rand, Captain's aide
Midshipman James Kirk, tactical aide, ward of X^pr Pike

-Elsewhere

Lieutenant Commander Montgomery Scott, currently in disgrace with the former Secretary of the Admiralty, J^on. Archer. Assigned to Delta Vega, a moon in the Vulcanian System, monitoring geothermal radiation
An Unknown Officer, lost in Time and Space.

***

So...proper diction and manners, no PADDs, steampunk uniforms, and early pulp sci-fi tropes! Let us commence!
( Ideas and resources )

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[fic/art] Communiqué 16

2011-05-05T10:20:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Chapel
Rating: PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg
Summary: A year after the Enterprise left space dock, on it's first five year mission, the Captain, Lt. Sulu, Commander Scott and a poor security ensign find themselves knocked up due to a misunderstanding by a friendly and helpful race of people. Told through letters, emails and IM conversations, this is what happens when a group of super-intelligent children are born nine months later.
( Disclaimer )
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 13 Bonus, Chapter 14, Chapter 15

We're out of diapers... AGAIN! How can we ALREADY BE OUT OF DIAPERS?!?!

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[fic/art] Communiqué 15

2011-05-03T23:48:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Chapel
Rating: PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg
Summary: A year after the Enterprise left space dock, on it's first five year mission, the Captain, Lt. Sulu, Commander Scott and a poor security ensign find themselves knocked up due to a misunderstanding by a friendly and helpful race of people. Told through letters, emails and IM conversations, this is what happens when a group of super-intelligent children are born nine months later.
( Disclaimer )
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 13 Bonus, Chapter 14

Scotty complains about being a whale, Christine Chapel tries to help him

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[fic/Art] Communique Chapter 14

2011-04-20T10:43:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Female ST Character
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg
Summary: A year after the Enterprise left space dock, on it's first five year mission, the Captain, Lt. Sulu, Commander Scott and a poor security ensign find themselves knocked up due to a misunderstanding by a friendly and helpful race of people. Told through letters, emails and IM conversations, this is what happens when a group of super-intelligent children are born nine months later.
( Disclaimer )
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 13 Bonus

The birth was quite short. Jim could not be beamed up in the midst of an unknown birthing process, leaving us stranded for the duration in the small cave.

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[fic/Art] Communique Chapter 13 BONUS

2011-04-14T21:08:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Female ST Character
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg
Summary: A year after the Enterprise left space dock, on it's first five year mission, the Captain, Lt. Sulu, Commander Scott and a poor security ensign find themselves knocked up due to a misunderstanding by a friendly and helpful race of people. Told through letters, emails and IM conversations, this is what happens when a group of super-intelligent children are born nine months later.
( Disclaimer )
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13

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[fic/Art] Communique Chapter 13

2011-04-13T20:10:00Z

[fic/art] Communiqué Ch 12

2011-04-04T16:29:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Sorry for the long delay; I couldn't get on at ALL today! >_< Is anyone else having LJ issues? It just took me an hour and a half to get this thing to post and load the images.

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Female ST Character
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter 11,

Communications between mothers and sons

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[fic/art] Communiqué Ch 11

2011-03-21T10:25:00Z

[fic/art] Communiqué Ch9 & 10

2011-03-17T13:29:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, MPreg (finally right?)
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: With the supply run to new Vulcan wrapping up, Jim decides to hold a Pot-Luck for the crew to mingle and get to know one another better. Spock quotes regulations and Bones is PMSing...
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight,

TIMELINE

Here's a timeline of everyone's Birthdays and lives leading up til chapter 7.

Chapter 9 - Jim's personal mission to change in attitudes allowing families on board starships

Chapter 10 - Bones contemplating how he's going to tell Starfleet four MALE officers have been knocked up

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[fic/art] Communiqué Ch8

2011-02-28T10:28:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: Woot Upgraded to PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, talk of sex in sickbay
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: With the supply run to new Vulcan wrapping up, Jim decides to hold a Pot-Luck for the crew to mingle and get to know one another better. Spock quotes regulations and Bones is PMSing...
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven,

TIMELINE

Here's a timeline of everyone's Birthdays and lives leading up til chapter 7.

The communications system automatically rerouted your wake up to Lt. Sulu's quarters last night... anything I should know?

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[fic/art] Communiqué Ch7

2011-02-22T12:15:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: Woot Upgraded to PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, talk of sex
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: Sulu writes to his sister back on Earth, asking for advice on how best to go about getting a date with Chekov. Uhura pulls a prank on Jim
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six,

If I'm attracted to a brilliant, charming, hard-working, wonderfully Russian-accented, Scrabble cheating seventeen year old...does that make me a dirty old man?

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[fic/art] Communiqué Ch6

2011-02-12T17:24:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: Woot Upgraded to PG-13
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack, talk of sex in sickbay
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: FINALLY we've made it to the Enterprise. Jim tries to get laid, Bones tries to work, and speculations are made regarding Sulu and Chekov's budding romance
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four,Chapter Five,

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Oh god. Oh god. That shirt.

2011-02-08T15:04:00Z

Posted by: hsavinien.livejournal.com

Ahahahah, was skimming IMDB. I went to look at Karl Urban's page. Apparently one of his early roles was as Jamie Forrest, a gay paramedic on the NZ soap opera Shortland Street. Forrest was the first openly gay character on the show. The character was eventually written out of the script after a split with Jamie Forrest's younger boyfriend, Jonathan McKenna.

( The shirt. AHAHAHAH. )

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[Fic/Art] Communiqué Pt 5

2011-01-31T22:08:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 and dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: Thanks so something that happened off-screen *eyebrow waggle* PG-13! WOOHOO
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, OCs
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.

The aftermath of the Narada, for both the boys and their families.

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[fic/art] Communiqué Pt 4

2011-01-24T13:13:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Authors: cassiopeia13 & dragonsquill
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: A very HAWT PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: We've come to the end of the Jones Academy days. Next time we meet Ella Mae faces every mother's worst nightmare, not knowing if her boys are dead or alive...
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three,

Stafleet has issued Code Red - All cadets are to report...

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[fic/art] Communiqué Ch3

2011-01-17T10:44:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret)
Rating: A very HAWT PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, crack
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
In This Chapter: Jim and Ella Mae are still pen pals, writing back and forth about the on goings at the Academy.
Next Chapter: We've come to the end of the Jones Academy days. Next time we meet Ella Mae faces every mother's worst nightmare, not knowing if her boys are dead or alive...
Chapter List: Chapter one, Chapter Two, Chapter Three

Chapter Three

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New Game: Plot Gumbo

2011-01-13T19:01:00Z

Posted by: http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/

There's a plage on Stameris, probably because of the bustling slave trade there.

The USS Enterprise, under command of Captain Nyota Uhura, has been dispatched to cure the disease, and see about closing that market if they can. (They can, command just KNOWS it.)

So Captain Uhura has decided to send her best scientists - her XO Dr Chapel and her nurse, McCoy, as well as Chief Engineer Gaila, for whom this whole "slave" business hits a little close to home.

Unbeknownst to them, the disease isn't airborne - it hibernates in fabric. (This makes sense in space.) And it has some... interesting effects on the crew.

Which is kinda the plot of The Naked Time, except no one is quite reacting the way they did there. Rather than becoming uninhibited, they've become polar opposites of themselves.

I would like to propose the following additional ranks:
Yeoman Kirk
Nurse McCoy
Ens. (jg) Pike
Ens. Sulu
Ens. Scott
Lt. Spock
Lt. Chekov
Lt. Cmdr. Gaila
Cmdr. Chapel
Cmdr. Rand
Cpt. Uhura
Admiral Number One

Hm. There seems to be a pattern there...

So, join me as we try to find a cure, people try to recover their selves, and someone figures out a reason why men are never promoted beyond Lt., but women and non-binarys are.

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Communiqué Pt 2

2011-01-10T16:51:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Title: Communiqué
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret, but not a man)
Rating: A very HAWT PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor
Story Summary: The adventures of Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy, as revealed in letters, texts, and even the occasional news story.
Chapter Summary: Ella Mae McCoy and Jim Kirk have been writing for the last few months. Now she has plans for him he's not sure he signed up for. (As a bonus, we see the result of Jim's photoshopping in chapter one!)
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out.
NOTE: These will update every Monday, and we're ahead so we can stay on schedule. :)

Click here for the story

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Communiqué Pt 1

2011-01-04T23:33:00Z

Posted by: cassiopeia13.livejournal.com

Hopefully I'm doing this right. The rules state you can post an epistle fic that is not part of a challenge or round robin, yes? Sorry if that's not the case I tried to read carefully

Title: Dear Mom
Fandom: Star Trek: AOS
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/(well, that's a secret, but not a man)
Rating: A very HAWT PG
Warnings: Intense Graphical Story, Humor, sex
Story Summary: The crazy adventures of the USS Enterprise. Sex pollen, crazed aliens trying to kill them, sentient plants and a captain trying to shag the CMO in the medical office... Life aboard Enterprise is never boring.
Chapter Summary: The year is 2255, after a brief "I'm safe" message to his mother, Bones forgets to write. Mrs. McCoy, being an awesome southern woman, takes matters into her own hands and seeks the help of Bones's best friend Jim Kirk...
Disclaimer: Star Trek and all people, places and things in Star Trek are not ours. The graphics, however, ARE ours, as they are created from scratch, feel free to use as you please just give a shout out. Ella Mae McCoy is an original character of dragonsquill

Click here for the story

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NEW GAME: AMNESIA

2010-12-27T19:33:00Z

Posted by: http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/

I hope you guys all had super restful holiday seasons. Because I'm here to make things interesting.

The story goes as this: Last night the ship was on its way to the Neutral Zone while the crew rang in the new year; Hells yeah, it's 2260!

Except when they woke up this morning they're lightyears away from that spot, the chronometers say it's 1/1/2261, and no one remembers a damn thing from the last year.

But there are changes. Oh, how there are changes.

WHY is Jim Kirk wearing a wedding ring and WHO has its mate?
WHY is there a baby in Pavel Chekov's quarters?
and uh
WHERE is half the security division?

Luckily they're headed towards Earth. Except command is insisting that Enterprise has spent the last 11 months on a deep undercover mission and they have no communications from the ship for that time. There are no personal logs or comm records. And no way in hell anyone is getting off that ship until they figure out what happened...

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AND THE WINNER IS.... A NEW GAME!

2010-10-19T23:01:00Z

Posted by: http://users.livejournal.com/_samalander/

Okay, so I only vote in plot polls to see the results without clicking 8000 times and in the end you guys split the vote, 2-2 between options 1 and 3.

So I invited a friend over for "Indian Food" and when he got here I made him read all three of the plot summaries and tell me which was his favorite, and he landed on the side of... Plot #1: Prison AU!

THEREFOR. Without further me going BLAH BLAH BLAH:

The gang are all prisoners at Enterprise Federal Penn, under the watchful eye of warden Pike and his head guard, a stone-cold killer called Giotto.

Deprived of PADDs, they must communicate with graffiti, notes, and the occasional game of telephone. Purple Monkey Dishwasher. They are plotting an escape, but a wrench has been thrown into their plans in the form of a handsome prison doctor, name of McCoy, and a new prisoner who is asking way too many questions.

WHAT are they in jail for?
WHY do the guards seem to know their moves ahead of time?
WHO is getting stabbed with a toothbrush?
WHERE are my keys?
WHEN is this escape going to go off?
and HOW?

Because it's confusing:
Cell ds7: Chekov, prisoner #0246
Cell ds9: unknown male (Kirk?)
Cell ds8: Sulu, Prisoner #1690
Kirk: prisoner #1701
Gary: Prisoner #1337

Cell CZ42: McKenna
Cell CZ65: Chapel

So ds# for boy cells, cz# for girls for consistency?

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